lmao al.....................i got abducted lol,went temporily insane lol,ill stalk u now if u want lol im great,u?

dd,

I'm just a Gigolo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMpXdCkvKZA

I'm good I think? lol I'll be better when I know your always 5ft behind me again! I think thats about 2 meters on your side of the pond lol

al ive missed ya though

Redneck pick up lines....

> > >1) Did you fart?
> > >
> > >cuz you blew me away.
> > >
> > >2) Are yer parents retarded?
> > >
> > >cuz ya sure are special.
> > >
> > >3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
> > >
> > >I can't hold it in.
> > >
> > >4) Do you have a library card?
> > >
> > >cuz I'd like to sign you out.
> > >
> > >5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
> > >
> > >cuz I can see myself in em.
> > >
> > >6) If you was a tree and I was a Squirrel,
> > >
> > >I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
> > >
> > >7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
> > >
> > >but beauty's only a light switch away.
> > >
> > >8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> > >Woman - "WHAT?"
> > >Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
> > >
> > >9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
> > >
> > >but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
> > >
> > >10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
> > >
> > >I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
> > >
> > >11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
> > >
> > >12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
> > >
> > >we kin sleep til afternoon.
> > >
> > >and.... the best for last!
> > >
> > >13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,.......................every time I
> > >think of it my nuts tighten up

ALLLRIGHT !!!!!!!
just in time for halloween!!!!!!
I have Ronald Mcdonald HAIR NOW !

Dear Dairy, it's nice to see everyone is getting along and being friendly in the threads tonight.

really ,,
really ,
what fun ..
not really .....
ya well beats sittin here with my thumb up my bum ........
ya realleeeeey.....
lets blow this bogus animosity place
OR WE'LL BE BOGUS TOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!

pfft.....

Dear diary.........ppl suck azzzzzzzzzzzzz.........work sucks azzzzzzzzzzzz..........

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ok I feel better now.....lets get the coolers out!!!

Dear diary......chicks dig me!!!

really eh........
someone recently added me as a favorite here...wow that doesnt happen very often ...
<<<<<<<checks it out

oh......
its a chick.......
bleh.....I give up !

hmmmmmmmm I was added by a female today too.......hmmmmmmm should we compare notes???

blubell.....

hey cat,, whats up

I deleted EVERYBODY whoz viewed me , it took forever one at a time click , click ....
I have had one view today........whoo hoo
just feel sooooooooooooo interesting these days ....

nope wasnt her.......

the moon is up ....
thats about it......
how you doin?