Do you think she wants to feel like me?

ya last nite i curled up on the floor of the shower for about a half hour and just cried my brains out with the hot water pouring on me and when i finally felt drained of all emotion i was able to get out and go to bed.

dd,

confide in your friends. they will ease your pain.

I am sooo sorry Heather....somtimes emotional pain is a lot to bear!

thank u. these forums are the first place i wanted to run to cus this is where all my friends are.

This is a great place to vent....I know because I have done it!
<~~~~~~Full on melt down....

dd,

that is wonderful. life's struggles can be so hard at times.
but to have a community of friends is to have support.

I'm

dd,

you are all fresh, Fresh - but i did quit

DD .. ok fresh, I won't worry ...

Dear Diary,
I think someone has a crush on me.
I got a crush on them too.
Waiting patiently to see what happens...

Teddy
10-23-07

P.S. Still quit , been rough- but I am doing it!

Good luck quitting smoking, its just one more way that you can love yourself.

dd

I wish I at least had a window in my office so I could see the sun shining outside!!

20 things to do at a drive through......


1.Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2.Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did
not ask the price for.

3.Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with
your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food
through the window.

4.Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a
fight.

5.Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.

6.Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.

7.When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window
shopping and drive on.



>>
>> NEW DRUGS .FOWOMEN
>>
>> DAMNITOL
>> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
>>hours.
>>
>> EMPTYNESTROGEN
>> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by
>>reminding you of
>> how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
>>they
>> moved out.
>>
>> ST. MOMMA'S WORT
>> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
>>preschoolers
>> unconscious for up to two days.
>>
>> PEPTOBIMBO
>> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
>>before an
>> evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
>>prevents
>> conception.
>>
>> DUMBEROL
>> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ,
>>resulting in
>> enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
>>
>> FLIPITOR
>> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage
>>and the
>> urge to flip off other drivers.
>>
>> MENICILLIN
>> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women . Increases resistance to
>>such
>> lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
>>
>> BUYAGRA
>> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
>> duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
>>
>> JACKASSPIRIN
>> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
>>birthday,
>> anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
>>
>> ANTI-TALKSIDENT
>> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too
>>eager to
>> share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
>>
>> NAGAMENT
>> When administered to a boyfriend or
>> Husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.

8.Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.

9.Ask how they fit into that little box.

10.If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.

11.Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you
did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"

12.When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take
yours?"

13.If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they
yell at you.

14.Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it.
When they come out, drive away.

15.Tell them you have to use the bathroom.

16.Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.

17.Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind
you, get out of the car and cause a scene.

18.When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash
from your car in it.

19.Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your
stare.

20.Honk your horn the whole way through the line .

ok ..........with ....a druggy center.........wtf did I do....lol..
its a joke oreo......??

K ..and I think this is 50 things to do at WALMART!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and
stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout
the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air
fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin
narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think
we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
turn the volumes to “10”.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so
long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud
enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for
a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet
away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your
playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized
and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m
Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside
down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t
you people just leave me alone?”

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them,
yelling, “Red Rover!”

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are
any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission:
Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your
Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,
etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various
funnels.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,
quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If
the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get
out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,
quickly make off with it without saying a word.


Make sure their purse isn't in the cart!!

B double E double R U N beer run
B double E double R U N beer run....
all we need is a 10 and a 5er
a set of keys and a sober driver ...
B double E double RUN beerrun...