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The temperature he in New Jersey has been in the mid to upper 80sF that's around 30-31C with truly disgusting humidity. Today is less humid but tomorrow is more rain with a high of 95F(35C)
Everything (both the good and the bad)is growing out of control because it's pretending to be Hawaii up here with rain/hot sun/rain/hot sun/rain/hot sun. What I want is a jack of all trades handy man who's about 6'3ish reasonably muscular, of primarily Germanic, Nordic, or Celtic descent. Ideally he'll work in cutoffs and Timberlands and will frequently find it necessary to take his shirt off and/or hose himself down.  Don't panic, I have plenty of sunscreen.
On top of all this he will be willing to work for a very low wage augmented by home cooked meals and... other fringe benefits. 
I'm thinking about running an add on Craig's List. |
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someone else to do the supper dishes lol
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Don't you have two dishwashers at your house?
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For some reason I seem to want shoes
Weird 
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.... you come do my dishes and I will get you shoes...ok..lol
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.. wait a minute that almost felt like we were married .. there for a second..lmfao
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Suddenly I want a marshmallow.
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I want world peace and an end to the threat of apocalypse that hangs over our heads every day. However, I will settle for a shrimp burrito from the Mexican Grill 2000
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To be free from my job! Last night on shift is tonight in the penitentiary! Then starting new career on the first at Firestone Complete Autocare as an apprentice Service Technician with benefits and nothing but raises and ASE certifications, paid to take them, in the future!
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Someone to talk to.
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What I want is to have really REALLY spectacular sex before I die and preferably while I'm still young enough to enjoy it. (if any women over 50 want to reassure me that menopause is not big wet blanket on the fires of passion, I'd settle for that at the moment) I can reassure you that after 50, it is better than ever :-) I want to roll back my odometer. And I don't mean the car. Ohhh heck done had that and it sure did not put no blanket on anything... Still better then ever here as well... 
I want a ..........maid and a handy man.....
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how 'handy'?
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A nice warm summer? This is the coldest summer we've had in yonks. Barely 19C indoors, you still need to get the heating going if you wanna be warm, and we're getting close to July?? My gas bill is going to be steep, dammit. Everyone's scared of that this year... spot on again, it's now past midsummer and i am still having the heating on! i can't wait to get to the south of france for some sunshine! Yeah, tonight it's just 10C! This time a year it should be some 18-20C at night. Managed without the heating, had a nice soft blanket wrapped around me, but dang! And if you're in Yorkshire, it's prolly even colder... tends to be a bit colder there than here in the Netherlands. |
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how 'handy'?
All around handy man
Better bring his own tools... 
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The temperature he in New Jersey has been in the mid to upper 80sF that's around 30-31C with truly disgusting humidity. Today is less humid but tomorrow is more rain with a high of 95F(35C)
Everything (both the good and the bad)is growing out of control because it's pretending to be Hawaii up here with rain/hot sun/rain/hot sun/rain/hot sun. What I want is a jack of all trades handy man who's about 6'3ish reasonably muscular, of primarily Germanic, Nordic, or Celtic descent. Ideally he'll work in cutoffs and Timberlands and will frequently find it necessary to take his shirt off and/or hose himself down. Don't panic, I have plenty of sunscreen.
On top of all this he will be willing to work for a very low wage augmented by home cooked meals and... other fringe benefits.
I'm thinking about running an add on Craig's List. Yeah, heard it's warm up there. My girl is in Alabama, also some 36C, not as sticky as where you are, supposed to get high humidity in AUgust. Humidity sux, been there when I lived in Jakarta. And Darwin was the same, stinkin' hot, lol. But a mere 14-16C during the day ain't particularly nice either :( Oh, if you do find that guy, please, pretty please, post pictures!!
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A big fat deck!!!
 I mean for me....not anyone elses.....I just want a grand surface to entertain on.
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I want... a shrubbery!
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I want a pony
you'll have to settle for 2 coconuts. |
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Well. now ain't that about right
put in your wish for someone hung like a stalion and all ya get are a couple of nuts
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had i known why you wanted a pony, i'd have just started selling tickets.
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