i recently had two teeth pulled and just today i noticed gray hairs. i'm getting shorter, but steadily wider, and am about to go to bed...

where is the wisdom?!

Wish for days when your hair was darker and you were taller and had all your teeth...no wait then you would be younger not wiser

call dentist tell him to stick those back in your mouth for few more years see if ya feel any smarter?

If it's all down hill, pick up your feet and coast! Weeeeee!

The best wisdom I can offer is this: That's ALL you're up against? I'll trade places with ya, in a heartbeat.

Ooooo we were supposed to offer wisdom.

ummmmmmm.I may need to come back to this

you still had teeth ?
have safe fun

Well Darrrrlin you will fit right in with the rest of us. Come on over and sit a spell.

P.S. BIG sympathy of the extractions. You want to scare me put on a dentist costume. I would rather face down an army of red ants.

Well, I take care of my teeth. I see so many guys in their 40's and 50's with missing front teeth and it's a big turn off.

you gotta speak up, hun. i can't hear you.

Ahhh punkin'..your eyes must be going too,
or you would have noticed all this sooner.

Awwww geez will ya be starting another thread on ever since my ear hair began to grow I can't hear a thing?

The print needs to be bigger, too. Not cataracts, but my arms are too short now!

You aren't quite old enough but we will make an exception in your case since you are so close.

In order to obtain wisdom you must pass the Trial of Sophomonocles.

You must don the ceremonial vestments the color of the great sky with the chevron of the jocular sun.

You must make a journey of a thousand miles to the holy temple of Sam Walton.

Only then does wisdom begin for you as an apprentice.

Your first duties are to pay homage and respect to the visiting worshipers.

You will eventually be tested.

If you pass you shall reach the second circle of wisdom and an additional 10 minute break for every 4 hours performing your duties.

That is all I am at liberty to reveal.

Prepare yourself now.

Prepare. PrePARE. PREPARE! your heart and mind for enlightenment...and instructions on how to get government assistance.

Holy cruddola a walmart greeter

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

as long as you're preparing, why don't you prepare me a big sammich.

Aww...I'm old too...and getting uglier by the minute.
Hugs.

I remember how driving was so fun. Today while I was driving in the city through downtown I thought f this. Too much traffic and half of them are trying to drive with their phone is their face. Damn kids & their doohickies driving their fancy cars just sitting there in the seat in their shirts...

You will enjoy becoming a weeble.

Forget having wisdom just have fun in your second childhood.