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Topic: What's a one night stand?
mightymoe's photo
Fri 05/08/15 11:20 AM

a response to moe green. finding a prostitute is not as easy as you think. our government is infested with feminists. so we don't have brothels like we did back in the good old days. Now it's all got to be done in secret. And it's not as straight forward as you think.


where, in England? not sure if craigslist works the same there... but most titty bars can hook you up

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Fri 05/08/15 01:20 PM
You are always the funny one.....LOL...

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Fri 05/08/15 01:23 PM

"What's a one night stand?"

Answer:



Here are two night stands.






You always have funny answer....LOL

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Fri 05/08/15 01:40 PM
Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Fri 05/08/15 01:42 PM



LOL
I do hold auditions, but it can be rather disappointing at times ...
- Some don't bring the right equipment ...
- Others want to massage ... Listen up fellas: Massages is a DIFFERENT audition! I don't want a friggin massage!!
- Most don't get on with it, keep talking, too nervous to make a move (am I that freaking daunting????)
- Others hang around for about an hour afterwards. When the audition is over, you're supposed to leave!

Summarized, holding auditions is mostly like Monopoly (well, it is a monopoly, ain't it, lol):
Go straight out the backdoor, do NOT pass GO and do NOT come back!!! Oh, and do NOT go on calling me for another audition!!
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Fri 05/08/15 01:47 PM
so what you're saying is to nail the audition... one should go straight for your back door...lol... seems easy enough....ohhh.. go out your back door..... that might be a little difficult..
I mean I'm long 'but not that long..slaphead ..... gives a .whole new meaning to reach around...surprised

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Tue 05/12/15 05:44 PM
A chance to be so much more.

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Tue 05/12/15 05:46 PM

"What's a one night stand?"

Answer:



Here are two night stands.




Too funny. Give this post a prize.

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