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Topic: If anyone should be paid to get married, its the man!!!!!!!!
wantanicegirl2 Joined Thu 04/23/15 Posts: 45	Mon 04/27/15 11:11 PM
Hmph! Imagine my surprise and livid indignation at some writer supposing that women should be paid to tie the knot. Why does a woman, who is tightening a permanent noose around my neck deserve to be paid for choking her guy? And just what, praytell, are her special talents which necessitate being handed wads of extra cash? 1. Women are good at forcing guys to pick up their own socks. (I kid you not, even the ones that don't smell) 2. Women don't think we men can multi-task even though we are fully adept at watching star trek and listening to them whine at the same time. 3. Women are going to do the dishes at seven in the evening anyways and yet they scream when my mug goes in the sink at six thirty. Just where did you want me to put it? (don't answer that) 4. They expect us to cut the lawn when there is a playoff game on TV. (For all you newbie husbands out there, I kid you not) 5. We are made to lie and say their dresses still fit perfect even though the ten pounds of extra fat is clearly visible. (say it isn't so!!) 6. They want us to keep our eyes riveted on their eyes when we're out even though the strange woman next to us clearly has way too much cleavage to be ignored. 7. They ask us to climb three hundred feet on a rickety ladder along the side of the house but refuse to hold it steady for us because they might break a nail. (I'll let you know when my broken neck heals) 8. They toss all my clothes into a single drawer then spread all their clothes out nicely in the walk in closet. 9. They take us to a restaurant for our birthday but don't allow us to order red meat. Instead they want us to dine on asparagus tips and shrimp salad with tofu strips. (which we carry home in a barf bag) 10. They limit our sex romps to once per month and only then if they can nap while we practise our missionary routine. (why did I throw out that inflatable doll from my college days???!!!) If anybody deserves to be paid to be married, its us men.

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Mon 04/27/15 11:24 PM


Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Mon 04/27/15 11:27 PM
Oi...

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 04/27/15 11:28 PM
Op.. normally you dip your toes into the water.. to test it out... not jump right in with the sharks...lol .....ana.. mind if I grab a handful of popcorn..?.. I brought licorice..lol

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Mon 04/27/15 11:31 PM
Op.. normally you dip your toes into the water.. to test it out... not jump right in with the sharks...lol .....ana.. mind if I grab a handful of popcorn..?.. I brought licorice..lol help yourself. enjoy

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Mon 04/27/15 11:34 PM
Oh friends move over I want in on this one.. I have the soda's Wow... OP tell us how you really feel.. 10. They limit our sex romps to once per month and only then if they can nap while we practise our missionary routine. (why did I throw out that inflatable doll from my college days???!!!) Well now that you bring up the sex thang... ahem.. if it was more interesting than a V-8 you might get it more than 1x a month.. You gotta give us something to work with... you were supposed to learn with your dollie not take it as gospel

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Mon 04/27/15 11:38 PM
Hahaha .. Funny man . Estelle wouldn't put a price on her worth .. Perhaps you are braver . What is your price maybe there's a price list like at the nail salon or car wash. this = $ this + that = $$ this + that (with a smile) = cha ching

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Mon 04/27/15 11:38 PM Edited by dreamerana on Mon 04/27/15 11:40 PM
Hahaha .. Funny man . Estelle wouldn't put a price on her worth .. Perhaps you are braver . What is your price wonder if there's a special going on. like a 2 for the price of 1

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Tue 04/28/15 03:06 AM Edited by WonderWoman48 on Tue 04/28/15 03:14 AM


TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Tue 04/28/15 05:45 AM


sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Tue 04/28/15 05:49 AM
well I guess I am still single because there is no way I am going to make time to read all that whining?

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Tue 04/28/15 05:56 AM


SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Tue 04/28/15 06:27 AM
ATTENTION: ALL MEN THAT AGREE WITH THE OP, PLEASE POST "YES" HERE so us women can add you to our "NO FRIGGIN WAY AM I DATING HIM!" list Thank you for your cooperation!

Chazster Joined Tue 08/28/07 Posts: 6206	Tue 04/28/15 06:31 AM
Hmph! Imagine my surprise and livid indignation at some writer supposing that women should be paid to tie the knot. Why does a woman, who is tightening a permanent noose around my neck deserve to be paid for choking her guy? And just what, praytell, are her special talents which necessitate being handed wads of extra cash? 1. Women are good at forcing guys to pick up their own socks. (I kid you not, even the ones that don't smell) 2. Women don't think we men can multi-task even though we are fully adept at watching star trek and listening to them whine at the same time. 3. Women are going to do the dishes at seven in the evening anyways and yet they scream when my mug goes in the sink at six thirty. Just where did you want me to put it? (don't answer that) 4. They expect us to cut the lawn when there is a playoff game on TV. (For all you newbie husbands out there, I kid you not) 5. We are made to lie and say their dresses still fit perfect even though the ten pounds of extra fat is clearly visible. (say it isn't so!!) 6. They want us to keep our eyes riveted on their eyes when we're out even though the strange woman next to us clearly has way too much cleavage to be ignored. 7. They ask us to climb three hundred feet on a rickety ladder along the side of the house but refuse to hold it steady for us because they might break a nail. (I'll let you know when my broken neck heals) 8. They toss all my clothes into a single drawer then spread all their clothes out nicely in the walk in closet. 9. They take us to a restaurant for our birthday but don't allow us to order red meat. Instead they want us to dine on asparagus tips and shrimp salad with tofu strips. (which we carry home in a barf bag) 10. They limit our sex romps to once per month and only then if they can nap while we practise our missionary routine. (why did I throw out that inflatable doll from my college days???!!!) If anybody deserves to be paid to be married, its us men. Don't forget the part where we have to help clean the house and do the dishes because if we call that a lady's job they will accuse us of being sexist. However, when we ask them to mow the lawn or do edging they tell us that outside work is a man's job.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Tue 04/28/15 06:34 AM Edited by TMommy on Tue 04/28/15 06:35 AM
jobs are just jobs stuff to be done but then again I had a hubby who was gone a lot for work so I weed whipped,mowed, snow blowed the driveway, shoveled, chopped firewood, took cars in to get fixed, cooked, cleaned, did laundry and the shopping and menu planning.. whatever needed doing got done

2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Tue 04/28/15 06:37 AM
ATTENTION: ALL MEN THAT AGREE WITH THE OP, PLEASE POST "YES" HERE so us women can add you to our "NO FRIGGIN WAY AM I DATING HIM!" list Thank you for your cooperation! YES YES YES,,WHAT? he doe have a point,,,ok ok,no as in hell NO, i say that cuz i so would like to be unsingle some day,,,,LOL

Justfun_1 Joined Tue 07/23/13 Posts: 698	Tue 04/28/15 06:43 AM
It would appear that misty has some competition

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Tue 04/28/15 06:47 AM Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Tue 04/28/15 06:47 AM
ATTENTION: ALL MEN THAT AGREE WITH THE OP, PLEASE POST "YES" HERE so us women can add you to our "NO FRIGGIN WAY AM I DATING HIM!" list Thank you for your cooperation! YES YES YES,,WHAT? he doe have a point,,,ok ok,no as in hell NO, i say that cuz i so would like to be unsingle some day,,,,LOL Smart man!! .. you worked it out... Say "NO" and we will add you to our "Want to date him!" list :) So this once, just this once, saying "No" may get you what you want

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Tue 04/28/15 06:47 AM
It would appear that misty has some competition You know justfun....from the very first few posts of the OP, I would have sworn it was red's clone!

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Tue 04/28/15 06:50 AM
TITLE THREAD: If anyone should be paid to get married, its the man!!!!!!! ANSWER : MOVE TO INDIA! But then again, we wonder why the men from India wants to get out of there?????