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| Topic: If anyone should be paid to get married, its the man!!!!!!!! | |
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Ya got to admit with all the whining on why a woman should be paid. Did y'all not expect a man whining about not getting paid..... 
Look at it this way they just let ya know how they are, makes it much easier when ya might be looking for someone... 
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I want to get paid for NOT getting married
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Hell I want to get paid for raising two kids on my own... Anybody got a spare check book they want to throw money my way
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Hell I want to get paid for raising two kids on my own... Anybody got a spare check book they want to throw money my way
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Why does a woman, who is tightening a permanent noose around my neck deserve to be paid for choking her guy?
You offer more arguments for paying women for management ability, leadership, and personal skills (choking can be a skill, ask anyone in a chicken factory). I think you were attempting to be funny but this isn't really funny. Also, multi tasking is a myth. You can look that up on google. |
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Hmph! Imagine my surprise and livid indignation at some writer supposing that women should be paid to tie the knot. Why does a woman, who is tightening a permanent noose around my neck deserve to be paid for choking her guy? And just what, praytell, are her special talents which necessitate being handed wads of extra cash? 1. Women are good at forcing guys to pick up their own socks. (I kid you not, even the ones that don't smell) 2. Women don't think we men can multi-task even though we are fully adept at watching star trek and listening to them whine at the same time. 3. Women are going to do the dishes at seven in the evening anyways and yet they scream when my mug goes in the sink at six thirty. Just where did you want me to put it? (don't answer that) 4. They expect us to cut the lawn when there is a playoff game on TV. (For all you newbie husbands out there, I kid you not) 5. We are made to lie and say their dresses still fit perfect even though the ten pounds of extra fat is clearly visible. (say it isn't so!!) 6. They want us to keep our eyes riveted on their eyes when we're out even though the strange woman next to us clearly has way too much cleavage to be ignored. 7. They ask us to climb three hundred feet on a rickety ladder along the side of the house but refuse to hold it steady for us because they might break a nail. (I'll let you know when my broken neck heals) 8. They toss all my clothes into a single drawer then spread all their clothes out nicely in the walk in closet. 9. They take us to a restaurant for our birthday but don't allow us to order red meat. Instead they want us to dine on asparagus tips and shrimp salad with tofu strips. (which we carry home in a barf bag) 10. They limit our sex romps to once per month and only then if they can nap while we practise our missionary routine. (why did I throw out that inflatable doll from my college days???!!!) If anybody deserves to be paid to be married, its us men. |
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