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Topic: Would you?
debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Thu 03/05/15 02:01 AM
No I wouldnt. I suffer with chronic pain myself so I wouldn't do that to a friend, but defintly to 2 freaks who tried to **** up my life, then i would happily shoot them, but right in the balls 'Needlessly to say', if 'they' have 'any'! What was left I would chop off

MadDog1974 Joined Mon 01/26/15 Posts: 5942	Thu 03/05/15 03:35 AM
As long as he's OK with accepting a 60/40 split in his favor. After all, he is the one getting shot.

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Thu 03/05/15 03:03 PM
UMMM,YEEEAAAHH!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 03/05/15 03:06 PM
Is this from Dr. Seuss' lost memoirs?

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Thu 03/05/15 03:07 PM
Meh... Depends which friend.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 03/05/15 03:17 PM
No, I wouldn't cripple and maim another person for any amount of money. That would mean that I had no other way of making that kind of money. If you lose yourself in greed and desperation, there is no telling what other lows you'd stoop to, like killing and thieving. No............ and GREAT POST.....

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 03/05/15 03:39 PM Edited by Beachfarmer on Thu 03/05/15 03:42 PM
No, I wouldn't cripple and maim another person for any amount of money. That would mean that I had no other way of making that kind of money. If you lose yourself in greed and desperation, there is no telling what other lows you'd stoop to, like killing and thieving. No............ and GREAT POST..... I HAVE to 2nd this "Iamwho"!!!! There are NO riches that would make me that POOR!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21823	Thu 03/05/15 03:59 PM
I've had some "friends" that I'd shoot for free.

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3442	Thu 03/05/15 04:07 PM
I've had some "friends" that I'd shoot for free. And some, we'd pay for the privilege!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 03/05/15 04:10 PM
I shot my best friend when we were kids with a BB gun in his foot.. he screamed like a little girl..lol.. I would shoot him again for free, just to hear him scream like that .. one more time..lol

tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Thu 03/05/15 04:18 PM
Only if he/she/it signed an airtight legal disclaimer. Also, I'd need to know what caliber?

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Thu 03/05/15 04:25 PM
I've had some "friends" that I'd shoot for free. And some, we'd pay for the privilege! That's just for putting out of their own misery.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 03/05/15 04:37 PM
I shot my best friend when we were kids with a BB gun in his foot.. he screamed like a little girl..lol.. I would shoot him again for free, just to hear him scream like that .. one more time..lol ahahahaHah! 8 years old...I shot my buddy Jeff SQUARE in da azz with a little air pump "Daisy" BB gun from about 15 meters (meaning ...stupid thing to do...but thank goodness not "really" harmful). I am NOT a sadist...but to see "Jeff" flap his chicken wings and grab his own butt still makes me chuckle to this day!!!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Fri 03/06/15 08:18 AM
I'd shoot him in the arse with a .22 air gun for a pint of beer and he'd probably do it to me for the same! ha ha

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Fri 03/06/15 10:30 AM
I shot my best friend when we were kids with a BB gun in his foot.. he screamed like a little girl..lol.. I would shoot him again for free, just to hear him scream like that .. one more time..lol ahahahaHah! 8 years old...I shot my buddy Jeff SQUARE in da azz with a little air pump "Daisy" BB gun from about 15 meters (meaning ...stupid thing to do...but thank goodness not "really" harmful). I am NOT a sadist...but to see "Jeff" flap his chicken wings and grab his own butt still makes me chuckle to this day!!! Haha, makes me chuckle and I don't even know Jeff

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Fri 03/06/15 10:34 AM Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Fri 03/06/15 10:35 AM
I shot my best friend when we were kids with a BB gun in his foot.. he screamed like a little girl..lol.. I would shoot him again for free, just to hear him scream like that .. one more time..lol Great story .. .but what I really wanna know: were you still best mates after that? If not ... you best be careful! He might still hold a grudge and be out there on a roof with a 50 cal sniper rifle!!

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Fri 03/06/15 11:19 AM Edited by WonderWoman48 on Fri 03/06/15 11:27 AM
I would NEVER do that.

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Fri 03/06/15 11:27 AM
Just been talking to a couple of my mates and one said he would shoot all 3 of us for a case of Budweiser? Now I'm dropping my rate to a Mars bar! Ha ha ha

anote Joined Mon 12/09/13 Posts: 1715	Fri 03/06/15 11:29 AM
No

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Fri 03/06/15 07:29 PM
I would NEVER do that. LOVE this....