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Topic: Sex or Phone?...Hmmmmm....
messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Tue 01/20/15 09:35 AM
Ok..so I got curious. Set my phone to vibrate Taped it to my willy. Just waiting for someone to call. A trunk-call it would have to be then?

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Tue 01/20/15 09:59 AM
Well so far..no calls. But it appears my phone battery somehow recharged fully.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Tue 01/20/15 10:00 AM
Ok..so I got curious. Set my phone to vibrate Taped it to my willy. Just waiting for someone to call. Did you use duct tape? Cuz...then you might be a redneck...

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Tue 01/20/15 10:05 AM
Gorilla tape

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Tue 01/20/15 10:08 AM
One of these days a smartphone will be designed to give people oral pleasure.....oh yeah....there will be an app for that.

theseacoast Joined Wed 07/09/14 Posts: 7419	Tue 01/20/15 10:35 AM
Well, I can always have sex WITH my phone... same here so phone. .lol...it has a vibrator as well. . joke CAUTION: Remove the charger when using vibrator mode...danger of electrocution!! Think some people, would think that would enhance the orgasm though? If they live thru' it....

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Tue 01/20/15 10:51 AM
One of these days a smartphone will be designed to give people oral pleasure.....oh yeah....there will be an app for that. The lap app?

anote Joined Mon 12/09/13 Posts: 1715	Tue 01/20/15 11:00 AM
Ok..so I got curious. Set my phone to vibrate Taped it to my willy. Just waiting for someone to call.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33429	Tue 01/20/15 12:57 PM
Saying i need my phone for my business, i would have to pick the phone, or i wouldn't be making money for my family. Simple as! You wouldn't last a week without ..

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33429	Tue 01/20/15 01:00 PM
If no sex means: no sex with someone else and/or sex with self, I'd dump the phone. No joy**sm for a year ..

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Wed 01/21/15 04:16 AM
Ok..so I got curious. Set my phone to vibrate Taped it to my willy. Just waiting for someone to call. A trunk-call it would have to be then? I made a trunk call to Mr Willy but he did not answer!! So rude!

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Wed 01/21/15 04:51 AM
Ok..so I got curious. Set my phone to vibrate Taped it to my willy. Just waiting for someone to call. A trunk-call it would have to be then? I made a trunk call to Mr Willy but he did not answer!! So rude! Send him a pee-mail then?

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Wed 01/21/15 05:29 AM
Ok..so I got curious. Set my phone to vibrate Taped it to my willy. Just waiting for someone to call. A trunk-call it would have to be then? I made a trunk call to Mr Willy but he did not answer!! So rude! Send him a pee-mail then? Not subscribed to send that kind of mail from where I am!!

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Wed 01/21/15 09:00 PM
No phone for me.

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Wed 01/21/15 11:56 PM Edited by jacktrades on Wed 01/21/15 11:57 PM
No phone for sure, I can always send up smoke signals.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Thu 01/22/15 01:18 AM
if that was my only 2 options,well goodbye phone!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 01/22/15 11:58 AM
No phone for sure, I can always send up smoke signals. What you gonna set on fire?...

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Thu 01/22/15 12:00 PM
No phone for sure, I can always send up smoke signals. What you gonna set on fire?... His totem-pole!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 01/22/15 12:10 PM
No phone for sure, I can always send up smoke signals. What you gonna set on fire?... His totem-pole! ...Looks like he get nothing!

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Fri 01/23/15 06:32 AM