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Topic: Sex or Phone?...Hmmmmm....
Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Tue 01/20/15 06:12 AM
Well, I can always have sex WITH my phone... same here so phone. .lol...it has a vibrator as well. . joke CAUTION: Remove the charger when using vibrator mode...danger of electrocution!! Think some people, would think that would enhance the orgasm though? If they live thru' it....

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Tue 01/20/15 06:14 AM
Well, I can always have sex WITH my phone... same here so phone. .lol...it has a vibrator as well. . joke CAUTION: Remove the charger when using vibrator mode...danger of electrocution!! thanks Ame..for the reminder. .lol..deeply appreciated You are welcome, sweetie! Wouldn't want to read about this in the local papers tomorrow...'electrocuted for wrongful use of cellphone'!

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Tue 01/20/15 06:17 AM
Dang....... how to run a business without a cellphone???? Any loopholes?

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 01/20/15 06:23 AM
Well, I can always have sex WITH my phone... same here so phone. .lol...it has a vibrator as well. . joke CAUTION: Remove the charger when using vibrator mode...danger of electrocution!! thanks Ame..for the reminder. .lol..deeply appreciated You are welcome, sweetie! Wouldn't want to read about this in the local papers tomorrow...'electrocuted for wrongful use of cellphone'! Hahaha!...And please remember, do not use cell phone in tub or shower....

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Tue 01/20/15 06:26 AM
Well, I can always have sex WITH my phone... same here so phone. .lol...it has a vibrator as well. . joke CAUTION: Remove the charger when using vibrator mode...danger of electrocution!! thanks Ame..for the reminder. .lol..deeply appreciated You are welcome, sweetie! Wouldn't want to read about this in the local papers tomorrow...'electrocuted for wrongful use of cellphone'! Hahaha!...And please remember, do not use cell phone in tub or shower.... the xperia phone is kinda expensive. .it's water proof...

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Tue 01/20/15 06:33 AM
Seems this decision has already been made for me...ahh, hold on, my phone is ringing!

tamitateo Joined Sun 12/21/14 Posts: 822	Tue 01/20/15 06:40 AM
Since I have no signal way out here I gladly pick the other

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Tue 01/20/15 06:43 AM
Well, I can always have sex WITH my phone... same here so phone. .lol...it has a vibrator as well. . joke CAUTION: Remove the charger when using vibrator mode...danger of electrocution!! thanks Ame..for the reminder. .lol..deeply appreciated You are welcome, sweetie! Wouldn't want to read about this in the local papers tomorrow...'electrocuted for wrongful use of cellphone'! Hahaha!...And please remember, do not use cell phone in tub or shower.... the xperia phone is kinda expensive. .it's water proof... It might not be p***y proof though? Some of my exes were like a hungry Horse down there!!

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Tue 01/20/15 06:49 AM
Well, I can always have sex WITH my phone... same here so phone. .lol...it has a vibrator as well. . joke CAUTION: Remove the charger when using vibrator mode...danger of electrocution!! thanks Ame..for the reminder. .lol..deeply appreciated You are welcome, sweetie! Wouldn't want to read about this in the local papers tomorrow...'electrocuted for wrongful use of cellphone'! Hahaha!...And please remember, do not use cell phone in tub or shower.... the xperia phone is kinda expensive. .it's water proof... It might not be p***y proof though? Some of my exes were like a hungry Horse down there!!

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 01/20/15 06:56 AM
When my relationship was still long distance I would have said sex, now that it's not, I don't need my cell phone.

Angeltripping17 Joined Fri 05/09/14 Posts: 267	Tue 01/20/15 07:41 AM
Ok so how do you answer ...if someone calls? That's all i think?

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Tue 01/20/15 07:42 AM Edited by Awatersign on Tue 01/20/15 07:48 AM
I think the one you're used to having the most,is the one you'll miss the most,some people have sex once or twice a year,while on da phone every day lol!

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Tue 01/20/15 07:42 AM
Ok so how do you answer ...if someone calls? That's all i think? Bl-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-tooth!

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 01/20/15 07:45 AM Edited by Torgo70 on Tue 01/20/15 07:56 AM


Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Tue 01/20/15 07:46 AM
I hate to say this,but I think I'm a miss muh phone more!

Angeltripping17 Joined Fri 05/09/14 Posts: 267	Tue 01/20/15 08:23 AM
Brilliant Ok so how do you answer ...if someone calls? That's all i think? Bl-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-tooth!

abibro Joined Tue 01/20/15 Posts: 1	Tue 01/20/15 08:36 AM
Hi

tamitateo Joined Sun 12/21/14 Posts: 822	Tue 01/20/15 08:38 AM
Since I have no signal way out here I gladly pick the other Who am I kidding I have neither

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Tue 01/20/15 08:51 AM
Brilliant Ok so how do you answer ...if someone calls? That's all i think? Bl-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-tooth! Well it would have to be hands free, at that stage, eh?

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Tue 01/20/15 09:33 AM
Ok..so I got curious. Set my phone to vibrate Taped it to my willy. Just waiting for someone to call.