Topic: christmas confusion | |
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mostly for me, it's the songs...
example: ...chet's nuts roasting on an open fire... what did chet do that was so bad the traditional coal in the stocking wouldn't suffice? and then there's this one: ...i want to wish you a merry christmas/ i want to wish you a merry christmas/ i want to wish you a merry christmas, from the bottom of my heart... fleas on my dog/ fleas on my dog.....wtf? is it just me? |
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'Round young virgin, mother and child..'
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I saw momma kissing santa claus
Underneath the misletoe last nite |
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ohh thank goodness soufie, i knew i could count on you!
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Police got my car
Police got my car |
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'Hark the hairy angels sing...'
'Fleas Navidad..' 'Dashing through the snow..with a one horse soap and sleigh' |
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where is beach when ya need him?
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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer
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Wilst shepards wash there socks by night
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We three kings, of Orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car, One on a scooter, beeping his hooter, Smoking a fat cigar. CHORUS. Oh, star of wonder Star of might Fill your pants with dynamite Light the fuse and off we go. . Around the world to Mexico. CHORUS: We three kings of Orient are Tried to smoke a rubber cigar It was loaded, and exploded Now we're on yonder star. |
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Code names are like hidden treasures.
Santa Claus is coming to town Ruldoph the red nose reindeer Santa Baby Its Cold Outside Jingle Bells |
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Police got my car Police got my car or Police Stopped My Car |
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Hark The Hair-Lipped Angels Sing
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Walking round in womens underware
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'Hark the hairy angels sing...' 'Fleas Navidad..' 'Dashing through the snow..with a one horse soap and sleigh' |
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I'm dreaming of a shite xmas!! Last xmas, i gave you my part, but the very next day, said you were gay!!
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I'm dreaming of a shite xmas!! Last xmas, i gave you my part, but the very next day, said you were gay!!
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My absolute favorite holiday... Love everything about it! Chestnuts roasting! Jackfrost nipping! Ha ha? I don't find it hard to sleep! That naughty guy is coming down my chimney soon!!
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Edited by
mysticalview21
on
Sat 12/20/14 10:45 AM
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let it snow only when where all home ... let it snow with out the damage of the lights going out or any rds closed or large branches ok I can go on & on a little to much with that ... ... let it snow the fluffy kind for the best snowman to come back to life ... and never .. I say never... eat yellow snow ... or Santa will not be getting mommies kiss tonight ...
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the 12 dates for Christmas.
a little hard keeping them straight. |
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