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Topic: Humpty Dumpty
funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 10/30/14 12:46 PM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the King's men Couldn't put Humpty together again So, the question is, how would you put Humpty together again Serious answers please

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 10/30/14 12:55 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Thu 10/30/14 01:02 PM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the King's men Couldn't put Humpty together again So, the question is, how would you put Humpty together again Serious answers please First, I would put up the yellow tape ...

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 10/30/14 01:01 PM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the King's men Couldn't put Humpty together again So, the question is, how would you put Humpty together again Serious answers please First, I would put up the yellow tape ... mmmm I thought Humpty Dumpty was an egg

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3442	Thu 10/30/14 01:04 PM
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Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 10/30/14 01:04 PM
mmmm I thought Humpty Dumpty was an egg See my edit above.

vanaheim Joined Sun 12/29/13 Posts: 531	Thu 10/30/14 01:09 PM
I would first, using a slide rule and a torque wrench discover through experimentation what conditions did Humpty experience prior to the unfortunate incident and what, if anything had made the outcome likely. I would then blame it on an assistant and ask the cleaner to pick it up, along with the results of all my experimentation and put them in the bin. Humpty's family will be pleased to note we are working around the clock to ensure that should other incidents occur there will be someone to blame immediately. Our motto: "When life gives you egg-people it's scrambled eggs for dinner."

larsonc Joined Fri 06/20/14 Posts: 2377	Thu 10/30/14 01:12 PM
Guess I would pick up the pieces, shove them back into the chicken and let her do her thing

Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Thu 10/30/14 01:26 PM
I wouldn't.....I would just make scrambled eggs...

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Thu 10/30/14 01:28 PM
Boil it..

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 10/30/14 01:40 PM
Pink and m3k4y shame on you, we are talking about a poor defenseless egg here

Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Thu 10/30/14 01:42 PM
but but but...it's broken.....

larsonc Joined Fri 06/20/14 Posts: 2377	Thu 10/30/14 01:43 PM
Pink and m3k4y shame on you, we are talking about a poor defenseless egg here Hmmmm ... guess my suggestion was OK then

larsonc Joined Fri 06/20/14 Posts: 2377	Thu 10/30/14 01:47 PM
Well she put it together once, why not do it agian?

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 10/30/14 01:47 PM
Pink and m3k4y shame on you, we are talking about a poor defenseless egg here Hmmmm ... guess my suggestion was OK then Yes, however I think the chicken would have something to say about that.

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Thu 10/30/14 01:58 PM
As a kid, there was a night we called "Mat night" we'd hurl eggs at Mean neighbors homes... The night before Halloween, tonight! humpty dumpty on their walls!!!

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 10/30/14 02:01 PM
Well she put it together once, why not do it agian? to many i witness

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Thu 10/30/14 02:10 PM Edited by m3k4y on Thu 10/30/14 02:08 PM
Ohhhh...then just leave it franky...humpty dumpty is just turning into a chick...lol...

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 10/30/14 02:14 PM
He was pushed off and murdered. thank god he died instantly, They never found the cold harden killer. I think it was the Easter bunny.

larsonc Joined Fri 06/20/14 Posts: 2377	Thu 10/30/14 02:21 PM
He was pushed off and murdered. thank god he died instantly, They never found the cold harden killer. I think it was the Easter bunny.

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Thu 10/30/14 02:23 PM
I learn something new here everyday,I swear,never knew humpty was an egg,well,in that case we gata start by trying to make em a new shell,or like some of you said,he may just have to get eaten! !