Topic: Why Is It Great To Be A Woman?
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Fri 10/31/14 06:06 AM

Subjective identification with a body's system other than one's own is typical of a proto-linguistic species.

God, why did my space ship have to malfunction in the wrong solar system? Must be genetic.


rofl

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Fri 10/31/14 06:23 AM


Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room!

The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG!

The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year!

I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count).....


What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman?


I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her...


All that, and thanks for almost making me choke on my coffee with this:
... and strokes out while having sex with her...
:laughing: :laughing:

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Fri 10/31/14 06:28 AM



Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room!

The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG!

The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year!

I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count).....


What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman?


I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her...


All that, and thanks for almost making me choke on my coffee with this:
... and strokes out while having sex with her...
:laughing: :laughing:


Mornin you...hehehe:tongue:

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 10/31/14 07:45 AM
laugh :wink:
I'm just glad Gloria Steinem finally showed up.

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Fri 10/31/14 07:55 AM




Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room!

The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG!

The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year!

I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count).....


What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman?


I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her...


All that, and thanks for almost making me choke on my coffee with this:
... and strokes out while having sex with her...
:laughing: :laughing:


Mornin you...hehehe:tongue:
surprised blushing (((Damn))) Surviving heart attacks and strokes along the way! But with one Hell of a smile on 2 faces!! I almost choked on my coffee as well!!surprised Good morning all!!winking

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Fri 10/31/14 09:58 AM

laugh :wink:
I'm just glad Gloria Steinem finally showed up.


rofl rofl My bank account begs to differ!!...

Hiya Beachy! waving

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Fri 10/31/14 10:07 AM





Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room!

The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG!

The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year!

I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count).....


What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman?


I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her...


All that, and thanks for almost making me choke on my coffee with this:
... and strokes out while having sex with her...
:laughing: :laughing:


Mornin you...hehehe:tongue:
surprised blushing (((Damn))) Surviving heart attacks and strokes along the way! But with one Hell of a smile on 2 faces!! I almost choked on my coffee as well!!surprised Good morning all!!winking


Morning Leigh & Wolf
waving flowerforyou

Evening here, already dark .. Gonna change into my dress in a min and do my Samhain thing. Gibbous moon, gorgeous outdoors :)

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Fri 10/31/14 10:09 AM


Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room!

The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG!

The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year!

I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count).....


What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman?


I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her...



Lmao! Leighflowerforyou

You forgot... "It's ALWAYS ladies night somewhere" drinker

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Fri 10/31/14 10:11 AM






Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room!

The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG!

The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year!

I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count).....


What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman?


I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her...


All that, and thanks for almost making me choke on my coffee with this:
... and strokes out while having sex with her...
:laughing: :laughing:


Mornin you...hehehe:tongue:
surprised blushing (((Damn))) Surviving heart attacks and strokes along the way! But with one Hell of a smile on 2 faces!! I almost choked on my coffee as well!!surprised Good morning all!!winking


Morning Leigh & Wolf
waving flowerforyou

Evening here, already dark .. Gonna change into my dress in a min and do my Samhain thing. Gibbous moon, gorgeous outdoors :)


Exciting stuff that I know very little aboutsad2 ...Can you post pictures tomorrow?....

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Fri 10/31/14 10:14 AM



Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room!

The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG!

The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year!

I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count).....


What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman?


I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her...



Lmao! Leighflowerforyou

You forgot... "It's ALWAYS ladies night somewhere" drinker

flowers
Happy Halloween ((((((( BEAR )))))))...Hahahaha!!....Thank you for reminding me!drinks

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Fri 10/31/14 10:41 AM


Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room!

The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG!

The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year!

I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count).....


What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman?


I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her...


Bravo Bravo Bravo
and if that little lot is not enough, we can also give birth, so how about that

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Fri 10/31/14 10:54 AM
Edited by fleta_n_mach on Fri 10/31/14 10:52 AM
That's got to be the most truthful reasons as to why we never have acquired equal rights.

*notice the multiple orgasms Leigh threw in there. pitchfork

That was great reading, (((Leigh)))!flowerforyou

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Fri 10/31/14 10:58 AM


Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room!

The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG!

The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year!

I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count).....


What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman?


I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her...



That about sums it up.....once again you know exactly what to say ((((leigh)))):heart: flowerforyou

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Fri 10/31/14 11:07 AM

That's got to be the most truthful reasons as to why we never have acquired equal rights.

*notice the multiple orgasms Leigh threw in there. pitchfork

That was great reading, (((Leigh)))!flowerforyou


Hi (((Franky, Ann, Pink)))love ...Love EVERY SINGLE ONE of you "Ya Ya Sisters":heart: smitten ...In fact all of the awesome Mingletardettesnoway are just one more reason "I love being a woman!"...bigsmile drinks :banana:

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 10/31/14 11:15 AM


laugh :wink:
I'm just glad Gloria Steinem finally showed up.


rofl rofl My bank account begs to differ!!...

Hiya Beachy! waving



Heya....."Woman" ;)

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Fri 10/31/14 11:27 AM



laugh :wink:
I'm just glad Gloria Steinem finally showed up.


rofl rofl My bank account begs to differ!!...

Hiya Beachy! waving



Heya....."Woman" ;)


flowers

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Fri 10/31/14 12:43 PM

^^^^^^I get to wear pink as much as I like :-)


Number 1 reason...lol:thumbsup: :banana:

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Fri 10/31/14 12:49 PM

^^^^^^I get to wear pink as much as I like :-)


I love pink :heart:


SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Fri 10/31/14 12:52 PM
Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Fri 10/31/14 12:53 PM

Exciting stuff that I know very little aboutsad2 ...Can you post pictures tomorrow?....


Well, I don't really take pictures while I'm busy, would just disturb the vibe and the flow.
I can show you the dress I've been wearing. Very sexy boots, but I was going into a damp garden, not to a party, and still looks better than my clogs :tongue:


Long pointy hood at the back. Dunno if you know The Fast Show, that catchphrase "Does my bum look big in this?"
I was never concerned about that, but not sure anymore now
laugh
Love the sleeves, love this type of pagan dress




Had to wear a coat outdoors though, it's a bit nippy. Basket with all the thingies I'd need and a cast iron cauldron to burn some stuff in.

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Fri 10/31/14 01:07 PM
Edited by Leigh2154 on Fri 10/31/14 02:01 PM


Exciting stuff that I know very little aboutsad2 ...Can you post pictures tomorrow?....


Well, I don't really take pictures while I'm busy, would just disturb the vibe and the flow.
I can show you the dress I've been wearing. Very sexy boots, but I was going into a damp garden, not to a party, and still looks better than my clogs :tongue:


Long pointy hood at the back. Dunno if you know The Fast Show, that catchphrase "Does my bum look big in this?"
I was never concerned about that, but not sure anymore now
laugh
Love the sleeves, love this type of pagan dress




Had to wear a coat outdoors though, it's a bit nippy. Basket with all the thingies I'd need and a cast iron cauldron to burn some stuff in.



Wow!...This is kinda how I pictured it (after I googled and readblushing )...You look official Crystal!:thumbsup: ...and hey, nice azz babe!!:tongue:

Happy Halloween sister!...flowerforyou