Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room!

The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG!

The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year!

I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count).....


What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman?

and please bare with the shallowness ^^^^ above!!! (it was ALREADY too "wordy")

Bearing children. (As painful as it may be, but that goes away ;)
Loving a man. (Same is true here)

Tis all about the shoes...


So Ive heard...

What's so great about being a woman?


Boobies.




God gave US the boobies 'cuz He knew we can handle 'em.

If He'd given the boobies to you men, no work would ever get done 'cuz you'd just sit around playing with 'em, day in and day out.

^^^

Thread is over now.

Hummmmm lets see...................

The amount of pain that we can deal with has to be one of the most important reasons it's great to be a girl.

When women are aroused their body doesn't tell everyone

Short women are petite vs. short men are just short

Most women look good in short shorts and men not so much

If we have a spot we can cover it with make up

We don't have hair on our back or our chest

Awwww and life expectancy for women is a bit longer than it is for men.

Yep. Best answer.

I like it because I sit comfortably to have a pee

... and we don't have to "adjust" and "scratch" ourselves all the time

I just had to add (multiple orgasms) unless she is unlucky enough to be with a drunk 5 minute Boy!! )

yep, and with one glazed stare, we can turn men to burbling wrecks, that's always fun.

Women can run faster!! Weelllllll (They don't have 2 balls,a sack and drag holding them back???

Yes ... God got it right on His second try

Ok- givemeback my rib then!! Bring God in on that, my rib!! Imao!!

Oops ... I almost forgot ... Thanks for the rib

Kaniveing temptresses! lol

You say it like it's a bad thing

I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her...

Subjective identification with a body's system other than one's own is typical of a proto-linguistic species.

God, why did my space ship have to malfunction in the wrong solar system? Must be genetic.