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For picking the pocket.., of the guy in her avatar photo.. he's got you there cutiepie - caught red handed for impersonating Pollyanna way too well |
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For yelling out "Fore!".., in the middle of Phil's swing.., at the last PGA tournament..
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For over-posting and bad jokes..
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'For shaving too often'
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For hiding behind the puppies..
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for hunting red october
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For standing in the middle of the street
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for singing in the middle of the street
hi Anote |
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For defammation of character
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for overspeed
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for pretending to be a Sea Captain
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For bringing the bow-tie, but forgetting the arrows..
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'For Farting And Wasting It While He Was Gifted With The Blessed Opportunity Of Burping And Tasting It...'
PS: Furthermore, It's Considered To Be 'Overtly Indecent' To 'Fart' in Public, That Too, With A 'Deafening Silence'.... |
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For over-using quotation marks
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stealing candystripper outfits from the hospital for personal use.
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for using scratch and sniff the wrong way
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for abandoning under every desk of his coworkers...
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for playing with her kitty in public
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for being too mighty - possible threat
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'For Stealing Her Neighbor's Cat'
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