Topic: tell me why the person above you got arrested | |
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For not knowing why Four got arrested.
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Edited by
jagbird
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Tue 02/24/15 10:48 AM
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Serving mad dog-meat, at his diner..
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for being too good to be true
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The police are saying..., "Because she sells sea shells, by the seashore.."..
..Go figure..? |
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Because Jag-bird was selling birds he was making them come out of his hat
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Now magic is illegal..?
I was being kind ot Pink.. and not pulling rabbits out.. --------------- Maria was arrested for singing "Ave' Maria".., outside the Oscars.. |
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Now magic is illegal..? I was being kind ot Pink.. and not pulling rabbits out.. --------------- Maria was arrested for singing "Ave' Maria".., outside the Oscars.. Just teasing you Jag. I know you can take it. Jag was arrested for feeding the birds in his neighborhood |
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Yes..
...and condors sure eat a lot more than bread crumbs, I just found out.. Maria was arrested for running naked down the street... and yelling... .."The devil made me do it..! The devil made me do it..! Blame it on Flip Wilson..!! "... |
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Hey Jag watch it Mr.
Jagbird got arrested for being rude and impolite to women on Mingle. |
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For being an accessory after the fact to things my lawyer told me not to talk about.
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For crossing the border illegally........
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Violation of obscenity laws in Manitoba and Montana simultaneously. And they are hundreds of miles away from each other!
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For doing obscene things with Bernie ..........
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For being an accomplice and contributing to the delinquency of a mascot.
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For being a MadDog... and not an Englishman...
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for being jagged in a 'smooth only' zone |
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the description was a little fuzzy, so they grabbed her...
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For questioning the time-space continuum
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doing "things" to animal puppets
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they considered his moe not mighty enough |
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