Topic: tell me why the person above you got arrested | |
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for giving fake identification to the police officer, claiming she was Sofia Vergara
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for repeatedly posting non-alphabetically in the "A to Z usernames" thread
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for raiding the fruit storage at the bartender's station
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for not keeping off the grass
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for posting great stuff.
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because she is so beautiful that the traffic stopped when she walked down the street and all the drivers were just staring
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For being so sweet!
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For overuse of black and white pics....
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For not telling me where's Mekay.
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For having me filtered out of her mail, so I cant tell her...
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For bein' accused of cradle-robbing.
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For breaking and entering my profile....looking for tips...
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For breaking and entering my profile....looking for tips... Nutz! Busted again. While I'm in the clink though, got time to share some o'those tips? Didn't get arrested, but WAS questioned about smuggling contraband into the Mingle hoosegow. |
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For stealing my original leather bound manuscript of May to December Romances for Dummies....
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For stealing my original leather bound manuscript of May to December Romances for Dummies.... It's not what ya think! You see, I've got this cow fetish... Popped for feeding the Zoo animals. Sentenced to probation and a 'special circumstance' provision that doesn't allow possession of bagged peanuts. |
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Edited by
Pansytilly
on
Sat 05/09/15 12:20 AM
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For stopping hiway traffic at rush hour to let the cows pass...
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Kidnapping ,
Took a cheaque for the ramsom demand ......... |
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accessory to kidnapping
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Edited by
JustScribbles
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Sat 05/09/15 02:20 AM
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Voluntary kidnapee
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abductor's offshore account manager
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