Topic: tell me why the person above you got arrested | |
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For outwitting me........lol
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For leaving pink bunny hair at the scene of the crime..
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For tampering with the bunny left at the scene.
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For operating a limousine while exceeding the maximum number of passengers allowed.
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for not feeding his stuffed animals vitamins
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for using his stuffed dog as a passenger to be able to use the car pool lane
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for using his stuffed dog as a passenger to be able to use the car pool lane For only having tuxedos in his wardrobe. |
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for operating on stuffed animals without having his Stuffed Animal Medical License |
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Failure to properly organize a celebrity roast.
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Thu 02/12/15 08:53 AM
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For blaming all the large piles of turd-sized dust-balls under his sofa on the stuffed dog...
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for being too good to be true
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For looking under the couch!
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For being so cute
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for singing out loud in church while the reading was being done
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For using my pic without permission
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Excessive flirtation.
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For cutting someone's hair with a weed whacker instead of scissors.
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For cutting someone's hair with a weed whacker instead of scissors. That's a crime? For pulling Bernie's tail! |
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For cutting someone's hair with a weed whacker instead of scissors. That's a crime? For pulling Bernie's tail! If they agree to have their hair cut with a weed whacker, it is fine |
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For cutting someone's hair with a weed whacker instead of scissors. That's a crime? For pulling Bernie's tail! If they agree to have their hair cut with a weed whacker, it is fine Everyone who comes to my barbershop signs a waiver. For persuading people to let me cut their hair. |
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