Topic: tell me why the person above you got arrested | |
---|---|
For gambling away his plumbing equipment to a locksmith
|
|
|
|
For locking up his plumbing equipment.., pointing.. and laughing..
|
|
|
|
For making a false report
|
|
|
|
For passing GO.. and not collecting her $200...
|
|
|
|
For refusing to pay up when I passed go
|
|
|
|
For naked hitch-hiking to the shops to buy leopard print toilet paper!
|
|
|
|
For never choosing to play as Colonel Mustard.
|
|
|
|
For doing his impression of a mad dog just a little to real...
|
|
|
|
For not realizing that my screen name has nothing to do with my photo and vice versa.
|
|
|
|
For leaking out top secret information
|
|
|
|
Administering smallcox vaccine
to the male minglers. |
|
|
|
His records are clean. He just volunteered himself.
|
|
|
|
For taking my bee pollen stash....
|
|
|
|
Doing 240 in a 30 zone.
Claims he didn't see the posted speed sign. |
|
|
|
For spreading smallcox disease
...to unsuspecting female minglers |
|
|
|
^^^^^^
Whatever happened to dr. Patient confidentiality???? |
|
|
|
For giving me Bubbles' cats to eat.
|
|
|
|
catnapping and conspiracy
|
|
|
|
for killing a defenseless innocent raisin
|
|
|
|
for killing a defenseless innocent raisin Would that be murder or raisinslaughter? |
|
|