Your old lady or old man ever back you in a corner and come at you with," I'm gonna ask you a question and I don't want you to lie."?

You give her the answer and she hollers,"I don't belive you!"

I think to myself, "If ya wasn't gonna believe me, why the hell did you ask?"

Your suppose to answer it with a question.

Oooh!!

Wait.
I did. I asked," Huh?"
Wrong question?

That's fine.

Then comes "What are you talking about?"

"Are you crazy?"

"Are you accusing me a liar this whole time?"

...Eventually, they'll give up!

If it gets to the point where he/she feels the need to act like that,
you might as well just kick him/her to the curb or pack your bags.

So you WERE abducted by aliens?

I would tell them that I would not lie, but was concerned (and not in a good way) that they think I might. That I may answer the question or not. Not lie, but also might not answer depending on the tone and the nature of the information being asked.

I am not one to answer questions much anyway.

This what you should have said:

"I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

So, this is how the STD talk went down....

I think you might be onto something there lol

Eh....once she finished saying this I would have pleaded the fifth and then given her the credit card. It always works.

Don't pay the ransom. I escaped.

I found something that works.
Just sniff the air a couple of times.
Put a disgusted look on your face and ask.
"Did you fart"?

Breaks their train of thought.

There are times when I have said, either you know me or you don't. If you know me, you already know the answer to your own question. If you don't, there's really no point in me answering because you've already judged me anyway.

"What's STD?"

"Are you sleeping with someone else?"

"So, is that his name?"

...See it works in so many levels until they leave out the door!

"Hey! I wasn't finish...Who's STD?"

I usually say.. you apparently already know the answer two your own?..
. so I will just leave you ,to have this conversation with yourself..
.. and tell them !!when you're ready
to have a conversation like two adults !that trust each other..
come and find me..!

I assumed right from the topic anything that came out your mouth would be a lie and I'd have to either like or lump it...

Seriously though... I've never neVER EVER been any good at lying because my truth is written all over my face.

And there's nothing more riling to me than someone who knows me and accuses me of lying about anything. Most of the time these kinds of tiffs come about when I've caught someone lying and they're just trying to deflect their guilt onto me.

And this is MY story and I'm sticking to it too...

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My first thought on this subject is (this wasn't your first time for this to happen)! Or they would not have backed you in a corner mad as that. I'm the same as Athinarose(no good at lying) besides i won't if i have to. 2nd -if this is what i'm being accused of (cheating) "I don't and i never have!!" So being in this scenario "I say nothing and walk away"! They have already judged you and are picking a fight to probably right a wrong they have already committed!! Then as Ph says "when you want to talk as Adults find me"!

Bummer, that sucks.
Is a relationship worth anything if they don't trust you