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So I've only been on here about a week, and all I've gotten are cheesy pick up lines and have had people claim they are 'exactly what you want.'
Really? Is that all that's on here, is cheesy pick up lines and people like that? Last guy told me I must be a gold digger because I told him he doesn't know what I want in life. Really? This is worse than High School. "Hey baby" "Hey gorgeous" etc etc.. Grow up people :( |
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So....you see my friend over there? He's too embarrassed to ask for your number. He's gonna need to call for directions to pick me up from your house tomorrow morning.
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One of my favorite....
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" |
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Oh Lordy be! Lol
You don't have to look hard to find the fromage. Some of them..or most of them, you have to do some decyphering. But then they end up being even worse. I find them hilarious, myself. |
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I used to be a bartender, I have tons lol
Guy: "When's your dad get outta jail" Me: "Huh?" Guy: "For stealing the stars and.puttin them in your eyes." |
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I am having some of the best laughs I have experienced in the last few months...take it in your stride, shrug off the rubbish and enjoy the gems, see you inside
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"You make me hard".. was sent to me just now..
REALLY? Do people really get responses from this crap? I came on here hoping to make a friend, not to get this crap. One more of this and you can consider my account deleted. (Some) People's lack of intelligence is absolutely scary. |
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I used to have competitions for cheesy pick up lines. In a free drink if you could make me laugh.
"Are your parents special cause you sure are gifted" said whilelooking at a girls chest or booty. |
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EmeraldSkies...it's like going to a bar. You're gonna get your dillholes. Just ignore them and.move on. :-)
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Edited by
panchovanilla
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Sat 06/07/14 04:03 PM
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"You make me hard".. was sent to me just now.. REALLY? Do people really get responses from this crap? I came on here hoping to make a friend, not to get this crap. One more of this and you can consider my account deleted. (Some) People's lack of intelligence is absolutely scary. You have to just ignore those comments. This is online...the place where morons can spout off without repercussions or consequences. You may get 100 of them. But you may get the ONE you're looking for. |
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"You make me hard".. was sent to me just now.. REALLY? Do people really get responses from this crap? I came on here hoping to make a friend, not to get this crap. One more of this and you can consider my account deleted. (Some) People's lack of intelligence is absolutely scary. |
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I would reply with something dumb back like
"well you're making mine hard too, lets play swords!" Lmao xD |
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wanna frack?
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I have abs
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Is it you or is it hot in here?
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Do clowns scare you?
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I find just talking to women and being genuine is 10 times more effective then a pick up line.
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Funny, I've had so many cheezy pick up lines too! Cant think of any off the top of my head, but almost every other chat pop up is a pick up line rather then an original message.
I'd bet a million they are scammers though. I've been on other dating websites and i've never had so many chats start off with those types of lines, this is the only site that does that, so i'm thinking they are just scammers and I never reply. |
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Check this one; heyyy baby, anyone ever told you how gooood i look?......................ok jus kidding:-)..i got that one from johnny bravo...never use it though!...I realy dont do pick up lines...i proberly would compliment you on somthin that stands out...nothin like big boobs but ect... she mite have a beautiful smile,wearin a nice dress..hair do(for my black ladies)..or a simple hows your day going..;-)!!!
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I would reply with something dumb back like "well you're making mine hard too, lets play swords!" Lmao xD |
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