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Sun 12/07/14 01:59 PM
"Sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up"

If that doesn't work, I don't know what will.

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Fri 11/28/14 11:54 AM
Danger: Choking Hazard
Pants contain larger than average parts.
Keep out of reach of small women.

Am I doing this right?

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Fri 11/28/14 11:41 AM
If you're asking for others to tell you what to do, then you're not ready to be in a proper relationship.

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Fri 11/28/14 11:41 AM
When I was in elementary school. If you had Pogs or Pokemon, you were a king on the playground.

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Mon 11/24/14 09:07 PM
All my friends are doing our own version of Thanksgiving this year.

We are all pitching in for a 30lb Turkey, a whole chicken and a whole duck. Turducken for Thanksgiving this year.

As well as bacon pie, bacon macaroni bowls, bacon jalapeno poppers and candied bacon.

Now assuming our hearts don't explode after eating it all, we are going to have the greatest Thanksgiving ever.

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Mon 11/24/14 08:54 PM
Send him an envelope of Monopoly money and see what happens.

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Mon 11/24/14 08:51 PM


You grew boobies.

I have many friends with boobies.
Some are even women.


Nothing like the majestic bouncing of a nice set of moobs.

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Sun 11/23/14 12:00 AM
Naked is great and all but showing less skin is more for me personally. A negligee, lingerie etc.

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Sat 11/22/14 11:59 PM
I got suckered into working on a Sunday. Therefor **** everything.

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Sat 11/22/14 11:52 PM
The Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang

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Tue 11/18/14 07:55 PM
You can be nice and be assertive as well. Nobody likes a doormat.

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Tue 11/18/14 03:41 PM


Absolutely not.

Chances are she/he is only saying they miss you and want you back, is because it didn't work out with the person they broke up with you for.

Tell them to hit the bricks.
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That is exactly my thought


Seriously dude. Don't hook back up with an EX just because it is convenient or safe for them. Find a girl who is crazy about you and don't look back.

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Sun 11/16/14 10:26 PM
You should wake up and or change your bed sheets.

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Sun 11/16/14 10:17 PM
Absolutely not.

Chances are she/he is only saying they miss you and want you back, is because it didn't work out with the person they broke up with you for.

Tell them to hit the bricks.

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Tue 11/11/14 03:56 PM
The Jock.

Captain of my Wrestling, Soccer and Rugby team. Grade wise I averaged out at 84 so I had good grades, just not spectacular.

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Tue 11/11/14 03:47 PM
People like that don't change. So it may not happen right away, but chances are they will cheat.

So to answer your question. Dump them.

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Sun 11/02/14 03:53 AM
Edited by Tryztan on Sun 11/02/14 03:55 AM

Then the police aresst you for beating up the husband and you wonder why the wife isn't giving evidence against him when you already knew that she wasn't doing that.

Tune in next week folks for more vigilante advice that's guaranteed to end you up in jail.


Maybe if you're in America where if you look at someone the wrong way you get charge

Here, people are not so quick to jump into the courts. Usually goes something like "I have a problem with you because *insert reason here*" so then you fight and then you buy each other a beer afterwards. Case closed.

Edit Spelling errors.

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Sun 11/02/14 03:16 AM
My shorts and socks. Nothing else.

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Sun 11/02/14 03:15 AM
I don't drink. So it would be ideal for me really.

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Sun 11/02/14 03:07 AM
First you beat the husband up to see how he likes it.
Then you call the police to make sure the wife/family is taken care of.

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