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Topic: Cowboy & Biker Bar
DaveCatalina's photo
Tue 02/04/14 03:59 PM



http://pdxwnbr.org/

Will anyone from here..be there?


First, welcome. You are free to say, ask, do Anything here. You can even dance on the table tops if you feel inclined. Go ask Jack over at the bar for your pleasure, on the house.

Uhhhh, I do not understand your post. "Will anyone from here. . be there?" You really lost me on that one.

Maybe I need to check my meds. smokin

It IS open to anyone with a ride :-)


Naaa, you don't need a ride. I come in on my V-twin wheelchair on my off days when I can't get my leg over the saddle. Everyone is welcome as long as you can crawl in without assistance. hic***smokin

jacktrades's photo
Tue 02/04/14 09:50 PM
Oh dam Dave I sure did buy a lot of shots last night. I won the super bowl pool and well nature took its course. You know how it is everybody is your friend when your buying drinks. Tomorrow half off on bloody mary"s a little hair of the dog.I am going to stop before I open up and grab some celery and horse radish!!

DaveCatalina's photo
Wed 02/05/14 03:04 PM

Oh dam Dave I sure did buy a lot of shots last night. I won the super bowl pool and well nature took its course. You know how it is everybody is your friend when your buying drinks. Tomorrow half off on bloody mary"s a little hair of the dog.I am going to stop before I open up and grab some celery and horse radish!!


Just order them and have everything delivered, you don't need to spend your gas money on that. Oh, order more wings, probably about 150 pounds, 10 gallons hot sauce, a 100 pound bag of peanuts, I leave the inventory and stocking entirely up to you. If you see anything, or want to try anything for the finger food, go for it, you never need to ask me.

Whenever you want, we can go over the partnership papers, I am ready to turn this place over to you, as long as I can still stop in regular.

What do you think about having free pitchers for everyone who comes in on a V-twin wheelchair? Naaaa, that probably won't go.

Did you ever find anything about getting us a mechanical bull in here? That will probably drive our liability insurance thru the cosmos.

What band do you have lined up after the 15th. of this month? The one we have now is going on road tour starting the 12th.

Whatever happened to that hot redhead you used to drag in here? You know the one, she could suck start a Harley.

DaveCatalina's photo
Wed 02/05/14 03:38 PM
The official medical diagnosis is available online now. I had my appointment with my therapist last week.

I need to stay away from me. hic*** smokin

jacktrades's photo
Wed 02/05/14 10:23 PM
We got to forget about the mechanical bull Dave, tons of fun but people are sue happy.After the 15 th we will try various bands to keep it fresh until summer. Mondays Are Miami Vice night with a 250 dollar door prize to the one that best dresses up like a character from the show.The music will be from that era. Tuesday Is flashback night maybe Jimi Hendrix music. purple haze drinks on special Vodka, Mailbu rum,Grenadine,Blue Curacao sweet and sour topped off with pineapple juice. Wednesday country western night,Thursday open mike night we try different bands every one gets 1 set.,Fridays Saturdays local rock bands and Sunday Motown review. Its better to have local bands not only do they take it more serious but they bring all their friends with them and it fills the bar. We can rotate Tuesday with different groups from that era, the doors, pink floyd Etc.We got to make sure the bouncers are checking Id's and not just checking out the girls. And your right about the chicken wings not the small ones but the whole wing.Also we hire a someone to deliver our menu for lunch to all the local biz and offer discount cards for the bar with every order over 50 dollars. Maybe we have a few girls in bikinis for a Saturday Car wash.No worries we are still partners till the end brother. If you not feeling well I will carry the heavy load until your back up and running. Hey I still need someone to have that drink with at the end of the night.

AsweetCaliGal's photo
Wed 02/05/14 11:22 PM
LOL...hello Cowboy ! I am Sugar.nice to see you here..
> Sugar pulls a bar stool up to the bar and sits down and orders a
Bourbon and soda.this does get daves attention. He thinks , wow a gal that can drink bourbon..i need to get to know her !)

sugar smiles at that handsome bartender and then ruins daves one happy thought of her as she askes the bartender for straw for her bourbon!

(( Sheest that wonderul intrique just disappered fast , Dave smiles to himself )


LOL

hi Theee wllI I finally got here..so where the heck is Cataline, is that in California ??? < giggle>


AsweetCaliGal's photo
Wed 02/05/14 11:31 PM
Hello..anyone here..Sheesh this bar is so empty ...Hey Dave why did you tell me to come here,where the heck are YOu..

Oh I see you...hiding under the table...are u hiding from sweet littelS Sugar ?

Hmmm...ok..anyone else like to dance in here..Lets get the piano man going...


Hi evryone, I am Sweet Sugar..Howday all !

larsson71's photo
Wed 02/05/14 11:36 PM

LOL...hello Cowboy ! I am Sugar.nice to see you here..
> Sugar pulls a bar stool up to the bar and sits down and orders a
Bourbon and soda.this does get daves attention. He thinks , wow a gal that can drink bourbon..i need to get to know her !)

sugar smiles at that handsome bartender and then ruins daves one happy thought of her as she askes the bartender for straw for her bourbon!

(( Sheest that wonderul intrique just disappered fast , Dave smiles to himself )


LOL

hi Theee wllI I finally got here..so where the heck is Cataline, is that in California ??? < giggle>


Behave in this establishment and don't be minesweeping drinks off tables like the last time you were in here? Cos that wig ain't fooling this doorman!

DaveCatalina's photo
Thu 02/06/14 12:59 AM


LOL...hello Cowboy ! I am Sugar.nice to see you here..
> Sugar pulls a bar stool up to the bar and sits down and orders a
Bourbon and soda.this does get daves attention. He thinks , wow a gal that can drink bourbon..i need to get to know her !)

sugar smiles at that handsome bartender and then ruins daves one happy thought of her as she askes the bartender for straw for her bourbon!

(( Sheest that wonderul intrique just disappered fast , Dave smiles to himself )


LOL

hi Theee wllI I finally got here..so where the heck is Cataline, is that in California ??? < giggle>


Behave in this establishment and don't be minesweeping drinks off tables like the last time you were in here? Cos that wig ain't fooling this doorman!


Suger, Sweetheart, you might loosen your top a little in here. This is a biker bar. But, I will let Larsson, he is our manager of the bouncers, I will let him know you are not a street hooker, you are allowed. welcome in here. Sugar?

Can I get a lap dance from you later tonite?

Jack, give her anything she wants from the bar, she is with me for now.

DaveCatalina's photo
Thu 02/06/14 01:11 AM
My news feed says Denver wants to hire Larsson for quarterback next year. At 10,000,000.

DaveCatalina's photo
Thu 02/06/14 01:15 AM
Sugar, you found your online home. Kick *** in here, it is YOURS too!

Can I please get a lap dance later? Please? smokin

DaveCatalina's photo
Thu 02/06/14 03:39 PM
Ahhh, the voices are back! Thank Goodness! smokin

DaveCatalina's photo
Thu 02/06/14 07:14 PM


LOL...hello Cowboy ! I am Sugar.nice to see you here..
> Sugar pulls a bar stool up to the bar and sits down and orders a
Bourbon and soda.this does get daves attention. He thinks , wow a gal that can drink bourbon..i need to get to know her !)

sugar smiles at that handsome bartender and then ruins daves one happy thought of her as she askes the bartender for straw for her bourbon!

(( Sheest that wonderul intrique just disappered fast , Dave smiles to himself )


LOL

hi Theee wllI I finally got here..so where the heck is Cataline, is that in California ??? < giggle>


Behave in this establishment and don't be minesweeping drinks off tables like the last time you were in here? Cos that wig ain't fooling this doorman!


Larsson, Larsson, Larsson! Hang on! Sugar is the first decent lady that has ever come in, and she is my guest. Please, don't chase the foxy ladies out! This is one classy lady, (well, she does drink bourbon out of a straw.) she could just toss it off "neat". But, Sugar is one beautiful Lady, inside and out! And the hair is real and it is really that color natural! You should know redheads there in Scotland. By the way how cold is it there today? It is almost 27C here. smokin

larsson71's photo
Thu 02/06/14 07:50 PM



LOL...hello Cowboy ! I am Sugar.nice to see you here..
> Sugar pulls a bar stool up to the bar and sits down and orders a
Bourbon and soda.this does get daves attention. He thinks , wow a gal that can drink bourbon..i need to get to know her !)

sugar smiles at that handsome bartender and then ruins daves one happy thought of her as she askes the bartender for straw for her bourbon!

(( Sheest that wonderul intrique just disappered fast , Dave smiles to himself )


LOL

hi Theee wllI I finally got here..so where the heck is Cataline, is that in California ??? < giggle>


Behave in this establishment and don't be minesweeping drinks off tables like the last time you were in here? Cos that wig ain't fooling this doorman!


Larsson, Larsson, Larsson! Hang on! Sugar is the first decent lady that has ever come in, and she is my guest. Please, don't chase the foxy ladies out! This is one classy lady, (well, she does drink bourbon out of a straw.) she could just toss it off "neat". But, Sugar is one beautiful Lady, inside and out! And the hair is real and it is really that color natural! You should know redheads there in Scotland. By the way how cold is it there today? It is almost 27C here. smokin
It's minus 2C here. Just got woke up with my housephone going 10 minutes ago. It's 3.50am here and i'm up at 6am for work. If sugar is ok with you then that's sound with me Dave? She's in!

jacktrades's photo
Thu 02/06/14 08:12 PM
I'll second that we need a classy lady to spice things up. I gotta feeling that a lot of men will be paying for this pretty woman drinks. Have a seat darling name your poison. If any of these gents go overboard or are rude we will have larsson throw them out!

DaveCatalina's photo
Thu 02/06/14 09:40 PM

I'll second that we need a classy lady to spice things up. I gotta feeling that a lot of men will be paying for this pretty woman drinks. Have a seat darling name your poison. If any of these gents go overboard or are rude we will have larsson throw them out!


Thanks Jack, Sugar and I talked until 3am last nite. She is really a classy Lady. But, we need to make all them feel comfortable here.

Yeah, yeah I know about the hookers over at table 18, the one is ok, she won't bother anyone.

Hey, what ever happened to that redhead you used to bring in? You remember, she could suck start a Harley.

Oh, I am heavily medicated for the safety of all patrons.

Hehe, everyone thinks that I care. smokin

DaveCatalina's photo
Thu 02/13/14 05:04 PM
Drug and alcohol treatment> see Jack at the bar.

Emergency Operator Available 24/7

larsson71's photo
Thu 02/13/14 05:16 PM

Drug and alcohol treatment> see Jack at the bar.

Emergency Operator Available 24/7
Dave, you're gonna need cover for the door this weekend, ok? Me and my girlfriend are flying out to Prague, at 11am UK time. Just under 10 hours time and I won't be back til monday afternoon. Have a good weekend lads, ok? Don't be wrecking the place while i'm away? Ha ha, it's all good in the hood!

DaveCatalina's photo
Thu 02/13/14 05:44 PM
Thanks Larsson, you and GF have a great time! I found a girl I think can handle it, need an Email so I can send you her pic for your approval. I think this one is your kinda' girl. Not to make your GF jealous.

I have been busy flying refugees out of Venezuela the last 8 days. Medical missionarys.

Stay out of the Euro/Russa crap. Oh, please order another 20 kegs of Guiness Stout when you get back.

We will need 100 kilos of fresh sawdust for the floor the first of March.

My psycharist says I may be released next week. I hope so, it's hell to try and scratch my nose in a straight jacket.

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