Only one larsson? Starting slow tonight? Hey your a cage fighter want a part time job Bouncing to pay off your bar tab. Let me talk to Dave and see what I can do!

Ha ha, it's only a hobby Jack! I'm better at football ( soccer ) as I played semi-professional, at that when I was younger mate. I still play at the age of 42. Football training and doing MMA, keeps me very fit though! Got a meeting with my local council today, that could be beneficial, but gotta sit with a load of kid on snobs for a couple of hours first! One bottle will do for starters my friend? ha ha

You are promoted to manager and director of public relations with salary, affordable health care and stock options with a 404k investment option. You can keep your bartender duties also. Hire yourself a female assistant right away to manage the waitresses and dancers. Oh, I will look for a junk RV to park in the back lot for your office. You can hold your interviews in it.

Oh and btw, quit using my office for your interviews. I am getting tired of the spilled drinks on my couch and wiping up the other stains.

Do we need to build a room addition for the lap dances or where do you think we can set aside for that?

* When you interview, find out which of the babes are interested in performing lap dances. You decide if they need a "try out", I will leave that to your excellent judgement on an "as need" basis. If you think you need a second opinion on their abilities, send them to me.

* I like your idea on the burnouts, lets have them in the front lot by the street, should attract customers.

* How about a "sign spinner" out front? Of course, they will have to wear a top. Probably a T-back swimsuit would be ok. Get back to me on this.

* On the 30th. we need to have an investors meeting to go over the financials. Figure out how many hostesses you think we will need for the meeting.

*** THIS SUNDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, JAN. 26th.!!! WE WILL PLAN THAT FOR OUR GRAND OPENING! So hire a female assistant manager right away to help plan for this combined event. (it really is my birthday). We have a lot of work to do in the next few days. Oh, hire some porn actresses for the Grand Opening, one day only.

* Do you think we should run porn movies on the flat screen tv's when there are no games on? Or, MTV? You and your assistant get back to me on this.

* Get ahold of the local radio and tv stations, get out some press releases announcing our GRAND OPENING. Place some full page ads in the local biker magazines.

* The Neon Cowboy Bar over on hwy 52 is closed. See if we can buy the rights to their name. We will re-open as The New Neon Cowboy. Call our attorney, let him check on that.

* What is your opinion of starting wet t-shirt contests? The girls could pass around cowboy hats for collections, 1st, 2nd, 3rd place splits.

Wow! Thanks Guys! I forgot all about hiring bouncers. Jack, I will leave that to you. So many details, I am getting stressed out. I'm going to my office, have a drink and lay down for a little while. I sure could use a massage. Have your assistant see if any of the girls want to work on the side giving massages. I could use one right about now.

I leave all the hiring and firing to you and your assistant Jack. If you want a third opinion send them to my office.

Ohhhhh... a Biker Bar

Yep, a fitting place for someone named Harley.

True....Tru Dat...


Hiiii(((((David))))) love the pixy.

HI 2 KIDS MOM! I am so happy to see you here! You are the one who got me "Hooked" with your "Meaningless Thread" I can't thank you enough!

HEY EVERYONE! When you leave here, be sure to stop in at "meaningless thread" In this forum. I know she will love to have some "not meaningfull drunk posts"

2 Kids, did you stop by to apply for a job? We sure need all the help we can get. Especially from such a beautiful and intelligent Lady as you!

Whatever you earn in tips here, I will double for you. Sure hope you become a regular.

Can I count on a lap dance?

At least let me give you a ride home after closing time.

Ha....I will make a good Hostess.. I am good at PR.
And I will help serve drinks
Only

My Goodness! I can hardly believe! I will tell David (behind the bar) that you are already hired as the assistant manager as soon as he comes in. It's still a little early tonite.

* Go ahead please and check thru the list on the press releases for Grand Opening on my Birthday Sunday 26th.

* Contact the biker magazines, you decide on which ones you think best and send checks for annual full page ads.

* Advise us on the investors meeting for the 30th.

* I would like for you to handle the dancers too if you are willing. Scheduling, Sick / Days Off time, girl things . . . cat fights.

THAT GIVES ME AN WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PROMOTING SOME GIRL MUD, JELLO, WHIPPED CREAM WRESTLING EVENTS HERE? Do you think that would bring a big crowd?

I knew how intelligent you were by the second time I saw you. I did not know all your accomplishments. I just saw, you have MADE over 41,000 posts! WOW! BEAUTY AND BRAINS!

If David is ever sick, on vacation, or decides to leave you will move into Manager and moderator here.

With your experience and intelligence on our staff, I am a lot less worried now. I know, we can't help to make this bar successfull. When you are not too busy, ask me about becoming a full partner in the bar.

Thank you again!

Except for drunks, meaningfull posts are allowed here.

(catalina is still, seceretly hoping for a lap dance)

Hey!? I just dropped you off over at your "meaningless place", how did you get back here before me?

I am proud to have you on our team. You do remember what the hostess uniforms are, right?

I understand, you don't want to dance or anything else, but as management I think you will have your hands full and have little time for serving drinks.

Uniforms are on page one under HELP WANTED:, TOPLESS WAITRESS, you have to furnish your own G-string and knee hi boots.

But, you are so pretty it is going hard to hire other girls. Well, that part is your job, hiring, training and managing the other girls.

Oh, 2 Kids Mom and Jack, Sorry I called you David, Jack. All these new people, I will learn everyone's names. Just all the stress of this Grand Opening Comming and it's only 2 days away.

I meant Jack behind the bar. Not David.

I think I need a drink and go lay down for a few in my office. 2 Kids, would bring to me after Jack fixes one. Hell, have him fix one for all 3 of us, we can all use one.

Right, lets get this sorted? Scottish bouncers on this door. So any of yer shite and you'll get hit that hard you'll get done for speeding!!

Hey Jack! Can you mix us a couple of douche bags?

If you don't know that drink let me tell you.

I heard about it over at 2KidsMom's "meaningless" forum several days ago.

It seems like this really dirty, smelly bag lady stopped in at the bar over there last winter. Some guy at the other end of the bar said, "Who let that douche bag in here?" She overheard him and yelled at him, "I'll have you know I'm a respectable Lady and don't deserve to be insulted!"

So he apologized and told the bartender to give her a drink on his tab.

The bartender asked here what she wanted and she said, "Just give me a vinegar and water."

So anyway, they had this thread going over at 2kidsmom's "meaningless" forum about how drinking a glass of cider vinegar a day prevents kidney stones.

That's what a douche bag drink is: 6 ozs of cider vinegar, 6 ozs tequila or vodka or gin, dash bitters, dash tabasco, dash worchestershire, twist. On the rocks or straight up. Serve with a straw, airplane motion sickenss bag and dramamine.

We make it the house special? Ya' Think?

Thanks Larson, it's almost midnite, the place is just now starting to get crowded. Glad you are paying attention. Whadda' ya' think, you want to supervise all the bouncers? Course, you'll have to train the new ones.

How do you like the new assistant manager? She really looks good in her lavender g-string, matching knee hi boots and nothing else doesn't she?

Hey Jack, when you see the barback, be sure to tell him, every nite, after closing to buss all the ashtrays to the dishwasher so they will be clean and dry by 1:00 pm the next day.

Empty all the spittoons and wipe clean.

Keep the peanut dishes full all nite.

Spread fresh wood shaving and peanut shells on the floor before we open each day.

Ha...I am dressed! and I don't dress like everyone else...I wear my leather boots..my dukes..
A black T-shirt..and BTW..I don't do g~strings...I do boy~shorts..and they would not be lavender... way to lame.
I like being different... and I do Me~just fine.

I kinda' thought I might get slapped for that. I am stressed from all the pressure of this new venture and the Opening in only, less than 2 days now.

With your management abilities and experience anything you want is fine. We can't afford to loose you.

What do you think of planning some high fashion shows for major holidays? Would that be out of place in here, or would it maybe attract a new crowd?

Also rotate all beers according to date, Make sure all lemons and limes are in closed containers and have some pre cut in case there a line at the door for happy hr and we get off to a good start. Also always make sure all mixing creams are up to date and no juices are sour.At the end of the shift all soda guns will be put into a pitcher of soda water so the syrup does not get hard and clog up the guns.Place plastic wraps on beer taps to keep out fruit flies.All waitress will wipe down salt and pepper shakers and fill them up and wipe down all serving trays.Bartenders will fill up the 3 bottle par before end of shift.If the keg is empty replace it so the next day you don't start out in a hole.Kitchen Manger makes sure all grills are off and cooking oils are off. If cooking oil needs to be changed do it so you don;t have to change first thing the next day in case we get busy at happy hour. No employee can change a shift without approval from manager and they must both sign a change sheet so theres no confusion about who did not show up.All glasses will be washed and placed in rotation and all cooking utensils will be washed and placed in rotation.Dish washers will be included in tip share. Ok Dave thats the wrap up procedure but hey I saved a couple of glasses of crown royal, and I got a couple beers in the ice lets have a night cap, have a couple of laughs turn off the lights and get ready for tomorrows shift. Hey lifes good, the beers cold and the woman are hot. Last call you can't stay here but you don't have to go home.See you tomorrow brother!!