Topic: Am I too hot?
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Tue 01/14/14 08:58 AM
I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.

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Tue 01/14/14 09:02 AM

I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


Try the 60 somethings, we invented hawt...

Also Misty, I'm sure not everyone else is getting it...Some people lie about that:wink:

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Tue 01/14/14 09:06 AM

I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKWch_MNY0

Mac Davis - It's Hard To Be Humble


:laughing:

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Tue 01/14/14 09:09 AM


I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


Try the 60 somethings, we invented hawt...

Also Misty, I'm sure not everyone else is getting it...Some people lie about that:wink:

Sound advice, I recently read in the "50 and over" forum here that ppl in their 50s don't really want sex that much anymore, so if that's what your after, wrong age group?

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Tue 01/14/14 09:09 AM

I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


Maybe she read your profile? You forgot to change what you were looking for from RELATIONSHIP to INTIMATE ENCOUNTER! slaphead

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Tue 01/14/14 09:14 AM



I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


Try the 60 somethings, we invented hawt...

Also Misty, I'm sure not everyone else is getting it...Some people lie about that:wink:

Sound advice, I recently read in the "50 and over" forum here that ppl in their 50s don't really want sex that much anymore, so if that's what your after, wrong age group?



Hummmm...I guess I'm qualified to answer thatsmokin ...THERE IS NO WRONG AGE GROUP WHEN IT COME TO HAVING SEX,love there's only bad lovers..Haha...Hey!think Maybe that's Misty's problemspock

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Tue 01/14/14 09:30 AM
You have to understand dear man that many people say they want something when in reality that is not what they want at all. And really what the hell are you doing hitting on a 50 something if you are all that you say you are. So you got rejected, maybe you just were not her type, it's not all about sex, it's more about all the other stuff, chemistry, etc. You have so much to learn, take it slow, and stop judging yourself simply because someone turned you down, oh watch out for those STD's.

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Tue 01/14/14 09:50 AM

I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


huh I didn't know that Mac Davis had a son.

http://youtu.be/KX_ZL531xh0

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Tue 01/14/14 10:47 AM

I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.

Being good-looking, precious, does not mean
an older woman will want you.

What have you, exactly, to offer?

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Tue 01/14/14 01:07 PM

Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


rofl rofl rofl


Red6, I hope , hope, HOPE you get your intimate encounter soon
or else I fear you will burst sad2


SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 01/14/14 01:19 PM


Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


rofl rofl rofl


Red6, I hope , hope, HOPE you get your intimate encounter soon
or else I fear you will burst sad2



Tee, thank you so much for putting that vision in my head. scared
I think I'm gonna watch Lost Girl or read Shadowlands or whatever to replace it with a more enticing image :laughing:

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Tue 01/14/14 01:20 PM


Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


rofl rofl rofl


Red6, I hope , hope, HOPE you get your intimate encounter soon
or else I fear you will burst sad2




Holy mac & soy cheese! I choked on my coffee!
*buhahahahahahahahaSNORTbuahahahahahaha*

rofl

May I suggest picking one or both of your hands... Perhaps an inexpensive doll you can name? I doubt she will talk back... Though she might not be able to be all feisty, etc...

This is a conundrum. asleep

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Tue 01/14/14 01:21 PM



Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


rofl rofl rofl


Red6, I hope , hope, HOPE you get your intimate encounter soon
or else I fear you will burst sad2



Tee, thank you so much for putting that vision in my head. scared
I think I'm gonna watch Lost Girl or read Shadowlands or whatever to replace it with a more enticing image :laughing:



winking I'd definitely choose Shadowlands!! Those guys clear away any unwanted images biggrin

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 01/14/14 01:41 PM




Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


rofl rofl rofl


Red6, I hope , hope, HOPE you get your intimate encounter soon
or else I fear you will burst sad2



Tee, thank you so much for putting that vision in my head. scared
I think I'm gonna watch Lost Girl or read Shadowlands or whatever to replace it with a more enticing image :laughing:



winking I'd definitely choose Shadowlands!! Those guys clear away any unwanted images biggrin

Hahahahaha, but the images they do give you are also kind of, well, you know... disturbing shades

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Tue 01/14/14 02:55 PM
Write a poem with cryptic imagery.

Girls love cryptic imagery.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 01/14/14 04:01 PM

Write a poem with cryptic imagery.

Girls love cryptic imagery.

yeah but hate poetry, so that won't get him anywhere either ...

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Tue 01/14/14 04:56 PM

I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


What a coincidence. I just rejected a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.

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Tue 01/14/14 05:10 PM


I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


What a coincidence. I just rejected a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.

Hahahahaha, like I said elsewhere, this particular full moon is NOT favourable for intimate encounters.
It sux, but think we all just gotta wait till February...
So we got three ppl here, and two 50 year old women somewhere, so 5 people wanting an intimate encounter and not succeeding. You'd think that it should be possible to hook up at least 2 out of those 5?
Oh god, I'm getting myself in trouble again... I'm out of here ...


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Tue 01/14/14 07:58 PM

I am aware of how good looking I am. The mirror does not lie. But everybody is getting it except me. So something is wrong. Only last night I was rejected by a fifty year old woman seeking intimate encounters.


Don't take it too hard. Some women just aren't into humble men. Besides, it's not all roses and sunshine for us homely mutts. I was rejected by two 25 year old women just tonight. It happens.winking

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Tue 01/14/14 10:58 PM
Maybe you really are giving someone a intimate experience because just by looking at you these women climax. I wouldn't know but dam red ,its got to be lonely at the top of the food chain!!laugh laugh Side note: Dodo, he does look like Mac Davis ,Your killing me I can't stop laughingrofl rofl