Who would it be and why!! myself i would like nice slim girl with lots of fun who cares too and likes to talk!!must be in Kent!

Who? Not"what"??

Well,if its a who,then am out! I prefer a "what"!!

Enjoy your stocking!!

well....I can think of a few I wouldn't mind seeing in my stocking but I am not planning to post that info here

Party Pooper
Merry Christmas!

There are quite a few here whom I would not mind seeing in my stocking... even more so if that stocking was all that they had on.

Oh we're giving our sexy man orders for Christmas!!
Ill take 2 orders of man please.... Large , light and dark and with all of the trimmings!
Trimmings..good kisser..gainfully employed...great in bed!!
All of that... Yes...I need two... In case the 1st one is defective#

We can order a Man for Christmas

What is a Melmacian?

"Who do you want in your stocking for Christmas?"

So, if I were to hang up a pair of silk stockings, then I could get the woman of my dreams?

Why didn't you Humans tell me sooner?

Jesus, because then I could thank the good lord in person for all the blessings he has given me!

A letter from God personally for me.

I got one for ya from Kent shes little but well endowed
if you know what I mean. she sound good?
I can tell ya a little bit more about her
ok friend? You ok?
Once was a woman from kent
Who's penis was so increasingly bent
to save her the trouble
she put it in double
and instead of Kumming
She went
merry Christmas from across the miles
Pony

Have you been a vewy good girl?

Well let see do I get to design my Special Santa prize?

I kind of lean towards the teddy bear types physically. 5'10" up with a little salt in the pepper would be nice. Doesn't have to be fancy; might own a Stetson and some worn boots. More likely to own a truck than a BMW. Probably has some grown kids and a few Grands.

Kind of hope I find a couple of trinkets from a few people I would like to hear from. Miss a lot of my old friends.

Will put out some cookies and other goodies for the Saint Nick.

Anybody smell the carmel corn warming in the oven?

Happy Holidays.

I have been a vewy vewy vewy good girl!
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Can I have a man now?

Christie Brinkley, but it's not gonna happen... she has never even called me..not even once.

Good answer. Would be awesome!

That's strange, Christie was just asking about you the other day.

Who? Hmmmm.hope they would fit on my sock. Lol

Crossing my fingers..cant say cuz I don't want to jinx it