When the sun finally sets
The engines roar
Jeffy grins broadly
Wanting to once again
Up the score
The flag is dropped
Around and around he flies
Laps dwindle away
But suddenly he finds himself
Falling behind
Here comes little E
Jimmy and Edwards too
Two more laps
He grits his teeth
Mashing the gas pedal to the floor
Around and around he flies just once more
The checkered flag is now in view
Here comes Kenseth
Wallace too
But where is Jeffy you ask?
Look way down at the very end
There you'll find him
And if you listen close you'll hear boo hoo
Because this has been one less race
A queer city boy has won this year

RIGHT ON princess....couldn't have said it better myself!!