Topic: ★★★★★˜… I am your new leader
yellowrose10's photo
Tue 10/08/13 02:00 PM
When did you over throw me and Kristi? Texas gals rule lol

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Tue 10/08/13 02:06 PM

When did you over throw me and Kristi? Texas gals rule lol



((((yellow)))) has a good point...I am a Texas gal, too!!!!drinker laugh flowerforyou

yellowrose10's photo
Tue 10/08/13 02:08 PM
I knew you were a kindred spirit!

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 02:23 PM


I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to
restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the
only name on the ballot.

Business card

Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated,
orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around
good guy.

Pony

your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional.
You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever.
have fun now
peace ★★★★★ out


Yes Mr.Pony!

Oh,was that "peace out" or "piss out"?? Sorry Sir,but i got kind of confused,boss...:tongue:


See this is going well I've had this image
In my head for a while(usually when I'm in camp) it was very vivid.
{{{newbie & Leigh}}} and me in a hammock with
each on one side with a fan saying "anything else
Mr Pony"? and then I say "well you girls can
rub the Magic Jeannie:wink:

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Tue 10/08/13 02:46 PM
Can I be... Fart the messenger? :banana:

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 02:48 PM

When did you over throw me and Kristi? Texas gals rule lol


Well I wasn't planning I Coup d'etat, coup (coo) I
just thought you had all left, so long live Texas
girls,and very nice to see that your both well and
present. Three Texas girls, Kristi and I cleared
up the wee little misunderstanding, but I still will have a vivid imagination.flowers

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Tue 10/08/13 02:51 PM
Edited by Leigh2154 on Tue 10/08/13 02:56 PM



I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to
restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the
only name on the ballot.

Business card

Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated,
orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around
good guy.

Pony

your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional.
You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever.
have fun now
peace ★★★★★ out


Speaking as a virgin who was converted before you were born, I feel it is my duty to inform you, Mr. Pony Up & Kiss My Finely Aged Azz, not only:wink: are you our new leader, you are our first leader...Hail to the King, long may he reign!drinker


I will admit, me and my buddy were swoppin' girlfriend in '76 thats what I did in grade four
from 3-5 and I'm not sure but that could be why I
have a hard time with the limitations of Pg13


So what was your year...wait! Never mind, you will
do just fine, just fine... wwooowaaahaahahaaaaha:wink:







ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 02:56 PM

Can I be... Fart the messenger? :banana:

"Bob's Your uncle"
Yes Jonny! Nothing but the best for our kids
You can have this and you can have that because
Pony your Uncle

yellowrose10's photo
Tue 10/08/13 02:59 PM
Lol just on the phone. Computer crashed. But Texas gals always find a way lol

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Tue 10/08/13 03:01 PM


Can I be... Fart the messenger? :banana:

"Bob's Your uncle"
Yes Jonny! Nothing but the best for our kids
You can have this and you can have that because
Pony your Uncle


Pony! My uncle... You have mail pitchfork laughdrinker

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 03:05 PM




I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to
restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the
only name on the ballot.

Business card

Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated,
orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around
good guy.

Pony

your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional.
You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever.
have fun now
peace ★★★★★ out


Speaking as a virgin who was converted before you were born, I feel it is my duty to inform you, Mr. Pony Up & Kiss My Finely Aged Azz, not only:wink: are you our new leader, you are our first leader...Hail to the King, long may he reign!drinker


I will admit, me and my buddy were swoppin' girlfriend in '76 thats what I did in grade four
from 3-5 and I'm not sure but that could be why I
have a hard time with the limitations of Pg13
I

So what was your year...wait! Never mind, you will
do just fine, just fine... wwooowaaahaahahaaaaha:wink:









*hears his own Adamsapple crash in to his stomach
then smiles*

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 03:23 PM

Lol just on the phone. Computer crashed. But Texas gals always find a way lol


You mean it couldn't of crashed before a caught chit, that's ok,I may have been cheeky and nosey..
In a post...and suggestive,surmising
Up Up and away:smile:

Candiapples's photo
Tue 10/08/13 03:42 PM
Hops on a starship and moves to venus where we all have some sense bigsmile

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 03:49 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Tue 10/08/13 04:07 PM

Pony declared himself leader, but nevertheless, a Dictatorship still needs a strong military backing & I am prepared to lead those forces with all my skills.
I have already started the cloning process of several hundred thousand WorldWarZeke soldiers.
Sadly, the first prototype was mistakenly made with his head & the Miley Cyrus body, but no matter!
Those who oppose us will run like hell when they see those little buggers coming!
Long live the King!


"Message just in from the big giant head"
De Di De De De Di De De De

There will be an army of big heads with Miley Cyrus
body's, it's Ingenious you are our military strategist.
We can cover up the big head with the flag and
lure them in then remove the cover and the enemy
Will be sure to die on the spot. Good work big head.
A would just request a couple of the body's to remain without the big head for my personal stock.

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 04:03 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Tue 10/08/13 04:10 PM

Hops on a starship and moves to venus where we all have some sense bigsmile


If you go there a will follow
but my girl it won't be tomorrow
but don't go there via starship in a thong
I got two good lips.. and a tongue
and if that can't get you all the way to Venus
then the rest you'll arrive the way of pennis:wink:

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 05:15 PM

How does one go about decastrating alligators? Like how does one go about reattaching the reptiles balls. That can't be fun for the alligator at all either. Cause that means you took his manhood from him. But at least you gave it back?laugh laugh laugh laugh


Lol forceps,a little internal camera,and generally
some crazy glue,oh and a rope and a mask bag and a
ball bag.. it's probably alone the line of what you
were thinking..lol

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 05:48 PM
For two that protest on Ponys Wall

I roll my chit in a Little ball

because you Read this wall of wit

You'll eat that little ball of chit

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 10/08/13 05:58 PM

I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to
restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the
only name on the ballot.

Business card

Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated,
orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around
good guy.

Pony

your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional.
You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever.
have fun now
peace ★★★★★ out


Understood master!

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 07:29 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Tue 10/08/13 07:34 PM

Ha ha, Pony you couldn't run a bath, never mind a country!! laugh laugh laugh


Lol that's just not something I am a custom to
doing for myself as my line of thinking is
on a much higher level.

I herd you couldn't organize a Bj in a house of ill repute aahaaahaaaha

Yes you can! and that would be you new position
"Head of entertainment" very Honourable position
in this regime . WELCOME:thumbsup:

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 10/08/13 07:39 PM


I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to
restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the
only name on the ballot.

Business card

Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated,
orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around
good guy.

Pony

your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional.
You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever.

have fun now
peace ★★★★★ out


Understood master!


You make me happy!you make me very very happy
Wwwahhauhaaaaaaaa