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When did you over throw me and Kristi? Texas gals rule lol
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When did you over throw me and Kristi? Texas gals rule lol ((((yellow)))) has a good point...I am a Texas gal, too!!!! |
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I knew you were a kindred spirit!
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out Yes Mr.Pony! Oh,was that "peace out" or "piss out"?? Sorry Sir,but i got kind of confused,boss... See this is going well I've had this image In my head for a while(usually when I'm in camp) it was very vivid. {{{newbie & Leigh}}} and me in a hammock with each on one side with a fan saying "anything else Mr Pony"? and then I say "well you girls can rub the Magic Jeannie |
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Can I be... Fart the messenger?
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When did you over throw me and Kristi? Texas gals rule lol Well I wasn't planning I Coup d'etat, coup (coo) I just thought you had all left, so long live Texas girls,and very nice to see that your both well and present. Three Texas girls, Kristi and I cleared up the wee little misunderstanding, but I still will have a vivid imagination. |
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Tue 10/08/13 02:56 PM
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out Speaking as a virgin who was converted before you were born, I feel it is my duty to inform you, Mr. Pony Up & Kiss My Finely Aged Azz, not only are you our new leader, you are our first leader...Hail to the King, long may he reign! I will admit, me and my buddy were swoppin' girlfriend in '76 thats what I did in grade four from 3-5 and I'm not sure but that could be why I have a hard time with the limitations of Pg13 So what was your year...wait! Never mind, you will do just fine, just fine... wwooowaaahaahahaaaaha |
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Can I be... Fart the messenger? "Bob's Your uncle" Yes Jonny! Nothing but the best for our kids You can have this and you can have that because Pony your Uncle |
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Lol just on the phone. Computer crashed. But Texas gals always find a way lol
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Can I be... Fart the messenger? "Bob's Your uncle" Yes Jonny! Nothing but the best for our kids You can have this and you can have that because Pony your Uncle Pony! My uncle... You have mail |
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out Speaking as a virgin who was converted before you were born, I feel it is my duty to inform you, Mr. Pony Up & Kiss My Finely Aged Azz, not only are you our new leader, you are our first leader...Hail to the King, long may he reign! I will admit, me and my buddy were swoppin' girlfriend in '76 thats what I did in grade four from 3-5 and I'm not sure but that could be why I have a hard time with the limitations of Pg13 I So what was your year...wait! Never mind, you will do just fine, just fine... wwooowaaahaahahaaaaha *hears his own Adamsapple crash in to his stomach then smiles* |
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Lol just on the phone. Computer crashed. But Texas gals always find a way lol You mean it couldn't of crashed before a caught chit, that's ok,I may have been cheeky and nosey.. In a post...and suggestive,surmising Up Up and away |
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Hops on a starship and moves to venus where we all have some sense
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Edited by
ridewytepony
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Tue 10/08/13 04:07 PM
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Pony declared himself leader, but nevertheless, a Dictatorship still needs a strong military backing & I am prepared to lead those forces with all my skills. I have already started the cloning process of several hundred thousand WorldWarZeke soldiers. Sadly, the first prototype was mistakenly made with his head & the Miley Cyrus body, but no matter! Those who oppose us will run like hell when they see those little buggers coming! Long live the King! "Message just in from the big giant head" De Di De De De Di De De De There will be an army of big heads with Miley Cyrus body's, it's Ingenious you are our military strategist. We can cover up the big head with the flag and lure them in then remove the cover and the enemy Will be sure to die on the spot. Good work big head. A would just request a couple of the body's to remain without the big head for my personal stock. |
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Edited by
ridewytepony
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Tue 10/08/13 04:10 PM
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Hops on a starship and moves to venus where we all have some sense If you go there a will follow but my girl it won't be tomorrow but don't go there via starship in a thong I got two good lips.. and a tongue and if that can't get you all the way to Venus then the rest you'll arrive the way of pennis |
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How does one go about decastrating alligators? Like how does one go about reattaching the reptiles balls. That can't be fun for the alligator at all either. Cause that means you took his manhood from him. But at least you gave it back? Lol forceps,a little internal camera,and generally some crazy glue,oh and a rope and a mask bag and a ball bag.. it's probably alone the line of what you were thinking..lol |
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For two that protest on Ponys Wall
I roll my chit in a Little ball because you Read this wall of wit You'll eat that little ball of chit |
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out Understood master! |
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Edited by
ridewytepony
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Tue 10/08/13 07:34 PM
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Ha ha, Pony you couldn't run a bath, never mind a country!! Lol that's just not something I am a custom to doing for myself as my line of thinking is on a much higher level. I herd you couldn't organize a Bj in a house of ill repute aahaaahaaaha Yes you can! and that would be you new position "Head of entertainment" very Honourable position in this regime . WELCOME |
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out Understood master! You make me happy!you make me very very happy Wwwahhauhaaaaaaaa |
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