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ridewytepony
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Tue 10/08/13 03:07 AM
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to
restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out |
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How does one go about decastrating alligators? Like how does one go about reattaching the reptiles balls. That can't be fun for the alligator at all either. Cause that means you took his manhood from him. But at least you gave it back?
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out Yes Mr.Pony! Oh,was that "peace out" or "piss out"?? Sorry Sir,but i got kind of confused,boss... 
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out Speaking as a virgin who was converted before you were born, I feel it is my duty to inform you, Mr. Pony Up & Kiss My Finely Aged Azz, not only are you our new leader, you are our first leader...Hail to the King, long may he reign! 
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Well, if that's the way it's got to be, get me out of this place NOW!
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I was interested in Canada and Canadians, but I think I'm about to change my mind.
Okay, it's a huge country ... but still |
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Ha ha, Pony you couldn't run a bath, never mind a country!!
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Somehow,got me thinking of King Julien in Penguins of Madagascar!!
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Reporting for duty sir..
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Reporting for duty sir..
Too bad he declared himself dictator already, I think you would have been more prepared to lead this little country. But that's life! ....And I'm still out of here. |
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Pony declared himself leader, but nevertheless, a Dictatorship still needs a strong military backing & I am prepared to lead those forces with all my skills.
I have already started the cloning process of several hundred thousand WorldWarZeke soldiers. Sadly, the first prototype was mistakenly made with his head & the Miley Cyrus body, but no matter! Those who oppose us will run like hell when they see those little buggers coming! Long live the King! |
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Pony declared himself leader, but nevertheless, a Dictatorship still needs a strong military backing & I am prepared to lead those forces with all my skills. I have already started the cloning process of several hundred thousand WorldWarZeke soldiers. Sadly, the first prototype was mistakenly made with his head & the Miley Cyrus body, but no matter! Those who oppose us will run like hell when they see those little buggers coming! Long live the King! Cute Journeyman! Like I said, I guess I better run like h**l before those mighty soldiers get here! 
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Yep they're gonna be all over the twerking place. soon!
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Yep they're gonna be all over the twerking place. soon!
Wrong, they're already here, only Journeyman hasn't noticed them yet. I think maybe he may need glasses. They do wonders for eyesight you know! 
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out I will call you Mr.((((Ride))))  
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out I will call you Mr.((((Ride))))
well hello my loyal devout one,I will hold a special position for you...Name it.."Woman of power"is open! and yes Mr Ride would be correct,as we all know the name is Pony Ride....but all the southern bells will still call me Mr Pony...don't ask..it's a southern thing. |
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out I will call you Mr.((((Ride))))
well hello my loyal devout one,I will hold a special position for you...Name it.."Woman of power"is open! and yes Mr Ride would be correct,as we all know the name is Pony Ride....but all the southern bells will still call me Mr Pony...don't ask..it's a southern thing.  Mr.{{{{{Ride}}}}}
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out Speaking as a virgin who was converted before you were born, I feel it is my duty to inform you, Mr. Pony Up & Kiss My Finely Aged Azz, not only  are you our new leader, you are our first leader...Hail to the King, long may he reign!
I will admit, me and my buddy were swoppin' girlfriend in '76 thats what I did in grade four from 3-5 and I'm not sure but that could be why I have a hard time with the limitations of Pg13 So what was your year...wait! Never mind, you will do just fine, just fine... wwooowaaahaahahaaaaha |
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I see eveyone has abandoned there post,so I'm here to restore order,I am your new undisputed leader I was the only name on the ballot. Business card Wars fought,revolutions settled,alligators decastrated, orgies organized,lions tamed, virgins converted,just an all around good guy. Pony your don't even have to call me Mr Pony,that's optional. You will continue to conform and I will still do whatever. have fun now peace ★★★★★ out I will call you Mr.((((Ride))))
well hello my loyal devout one,I will hold a special position for you...Name it.."Woman of power"is open! and yes Mr Ride would be correct,as we all know the name is Pony Ride....but all the southern bells will still call me Mr Pony...don't ask..it's a southern thing. Mr.{{{{{Ride}}}}}
That's what I'm talking about, YEAH BABY..LOL |
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