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The title of this thread is misleading. A scammer who uses poor English isn't necessarily a resident of the USA. I was trying to find out about poor English among Americans, which probably includes a lot of ppl who haven't been born in the States. Meaning they might be for real, but use/speak English that isn't totally correct.  Are you saying that nobody in England ever uses slang or speaks improper English grammar?
Bloody Sasunnach. 
Yeah they do, but I'm kind of used to those mistakes as many of my friends are English. |
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Well...I am bent over and boned hard on this topic.....even most southern rednecks gotta think long and hard to decypher the crap that I yammer on about...and I am a southern fried redneck country boi.
I also speak "gangstah ", "bullschitt " and "gibberish " fluently...most folks here don't know that I am cunnilingual. However....it is way too easy to spot the non English, non American, non Texans... They try too hard...spelling aside...they try to sound deep or intellectual ...but they cant make a coherent sentence without trying to make it sound like women should be serving them...or the chicks invariably gripe about the man they love is doing them dirty and dog humping other foreign skanks. Those hose bags always make it easy to pick their skanky @$$es out. Hope that helped pretty mama. :) |
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The title of this thread is misleading. A scammer who uses poor English isn't necessarily a resident of the USA. I was trying to find out about poor English among Americans, which probably includes a lot of ppl who haven't been born in the States. Meaning they might be for real, but use/speak English that isn't totally correct. Are you saying that nobody in England ever uses slang or speaks improper English grammar?
Bloody Sasunnach.
Yeah they do, but I'm kind of used to those mistakes as many of my friends are English. ... many of my friends are English.
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... many of my friends are English.
None taken :) 
Love all my English friends 
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... many of my friends are English.
None taken :)
Love all my English friends
OooohhhhhOooohhhhh....those people are dirty. Sure you can clean it up with a shot of penicillin.... Oops , Sorry....off topic. Nasty Europeans and why we love them... The cheesy aftertaste. Oh man! Been there..done that! Nice people but,you can't scrape their body funk off of your tongue with a chisel and a 12 pound sledgehammer. Perhaps I have said too much. :) |
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... many of my friends are English.
None taken :)
Love all my English friends
OooohhhhhOooohhhhh....those people are dirty. Sure you can clean it up with a shot of penicillin.... Oops , Sorry....off topic. Nasty Europeans and why we love them... The cheesy aftertaste. Oh man! Been there..done that! Nice people but,you can't scrape their body funk off of your tongue with a chisel and a 12 pound sledgehammer. Perhaps I have said too much. :) Oh well, still think you're cute and you still make me laugh. I will forgive you your American shortsightedness. 
PS I still love my UK friends 
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PS I still love my UK friends
Uh, currently, "UK" is not a synonym for England. Citizens of Northern Ireland are UK, as well as citizens of Wales and citizens of Scotland. So, one can love them without loving those bloody Sasunnach. |
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... many of my friends are English.
None taken :)
Love all my English friends
OooohhhhhOooohhhhh....those people are dirty. Sure you can clean it up with a shot of penicillin.... Oops , Sorry....off topic. Nasty Europeans and why we love them... The cheesy aftertaste. Oh man! Been there..done that! Nice people but,you can't scrape their body funk off of your tongue with a chisel and a 12 pound sledgehammer. Perhaps I have said too much. :) Oh well, still think you're cute and you still make me laugh. I will forgive you your American shortsightedness.
PS I still love my UK friends
Great! I noticed that your fine and hot self didn't deny being dirty... It's ok...that's why we love you nasty monkeys. Sure you are nasty...But...dang if you ladies ain't sexy!!!! |
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My grandmother was from the Frazier Clan, the Easternmost Scottish Clan.
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Right. Dover Essex is do-able. I done that too, Have friends over there. Maldon, Southminster, Wickford. Even been on local radio there, My friends do a radio-show. We did a gig over there too for our friend's 50th. So I even been on stage in the UK, Ok, it was just a tractor shed, but that's not the point,
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Well...I am bent over and boned hard on this topic.....even most southern rednecks gotta think long and hard to decypher the crap that I yammer on about...and I am a southern fried redneck country boi. I also speak "gangstah ", "bullschitt " and "gibberish " fluently...most folks here don't know that I am cunnilingual. However....it is way too easy to spot the non English, non American, non Texans... They try too hard...spelling aside...they try to sound deep or intellectual ...but they cant make a coherent sentence without trying to make it sound like women should be serving them...or the chicks invariably gripe about the man they love is doing them dirty and dog humping other foreign skanks. Those hose bags always make it easy to pick their skanky @$$es out. Hope that helped pretty mama. :) I had absolutely NO idea I sounded like that either..shuks! |
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I had a couple of messages last week that were good English but then some words were not used correctly. I asked if he was a scammer and I have not heard back Yet.
Hilarious
Hey crystal  So.... If I were you, I wouldn't bother responding... but that's just my opinion. It seems that every time I receive a message like that..... they end up being a scammer or a guy looking to marry me because I'm his one true love On the other hand, there are many Americans who purposely use the wrong tenses. Usually the younger crowd.. I for one made sure to not get in that habit when growing up... IDK it's a bit confusing. I guess as long as they aren't trying to marry you...... You'll be fine
I don't think we feel fine, because it's about getting a feeling of being lied to from the 1st or 2nd or 3rd message. Maybe you try to stay openminded for the couple first ones, especially if they try hard, then discouragement comes again as you see this suspect things. By the way: to native speakers, it's not only native speaking (how do you call Indians for that?) It's about education, energy to pretend you're real when you're fake, and fascination to make believe... Last fun (??) One I had was a guy saying he was living "on the East Coast of CA"... And I'm not a native English speaker ... (Either) :-) |
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I had a couple of messages last week that were good English but then some words were not used correctly. I asked if he was a scammer and I have not heard back Yet.
Hilarious
Hey crystal So.... If I were you, I wouldn't bother responding... but that's just my opinion. It seems that every time I receive a message like that..... they end up being a scammer or a guy looking to marry me because I'm his one true love On the other hand, there are many Americans who purposely use the wrong tenses. Usually the younger crowd.. I for one made sure to not get in that habit when growing up... IDK it's a bit confusing. I guess as long as they aren't trying to marry you...... You'll be fine
I don't think we feel fine, because it's about getting a feeling of being lied to from the 1st or 2nd or 3rd message. Maybe you try to stay openminded for the couple first ones, especially if they try hard, then discouragement comes again as you see this suspect things. By the way: to native speakers, it's not only native speaking (how do you call Indians for that?) It's about education, energy to pretend you're real when you're fake, and fascination to make believe... Last fun (??) One I had was a guy saying he was living "on the East Coast of CA"... And I'm not a native English speaker ... (Either) :-)
And I had one who didn't know how steak is served(rare,mid or welldone-or some such)-yet it was his fav meal!! |
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I had was a guy saying he was living "on the East Coast of CA"...
And I'm not a native English speaker ... (Either) :-)
Although I shouldn't laugh, I sometimes mix up E and W myself  Always have to think about that one, no idea why
Well...I am bent over and boned hard on this topic.....even most southern rednecks gotta think long and hard to decypher the crap that I yammer on about...and I am a southern fried redneck country boi.
I also speak "gangstah ", "bullschitt " and "gibberish " fluently...most folks here don't know that I am cunnilingual. However....it is way too easy to spot the non English, non American, non Texans... Krupa, missed your previous message. Cunnilingual, wow! I'm a linguist but never tried that one, think I'd have a problem with the fricatives. Wonder how you cope with those? As for the scammers pretending to be fluent, suddenly dawned on me that often they use capitals when they shouldn't. Sort of like "I am a Simple man ..." |
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I like english but i find difficult to talk
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I had a couple of messages last week that were good English but then some words were not used correctly. I asked if he was a scammer and I have not heard back Yet.
Hilarious
Hey crystal So.... If I were you, I wouldn't bother responding... but that's just my opinion. It seems that every time I receive a message like that..... they end up being a scammer or a guy looking to marry me because I'm his one true love On the other hand, there are many Americans who purposely use the wrong tenses. Usually the younger crowd.. I for one made sure to not get in that habit when growing up... IDK it's a bit confusing. I guess as long as they aren't trying to marry you...... You'll be fine
I don't think we feel fine, because it's about getting a feeling of being lied to from the 1st or 2nd or 3rd message. Maybe you try to stay openminded for the couple first ones, especially if they try hard, then discouragement comes again as you see this suspect things. By the way: to native speakers, it's not only native speaking (how do you call Indians for that?) It's about education, energy to pretend you're real when you're fake, and fascination to make believe... Last fun (??) One I had was a guy saying he was living "on the East Coast of CA"... And I'm not a native English speaker ... (Either) :-) I do agree with you. It does get a bit uncomfortable and there are many different circumstances and education does play a huge part in the ordeal. I was speaking more towards the individuals that claim to be american but cannot build a legible sentence to save their lives... I don't know about you guys.... But if the damn sentence is too hard to read/understand... sh*ts getting deleted-lol |
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I do agree with you. It does get a bit uncomfortable and there are many different circumstances and education does play a huge part in the ordeal. I was speaking more towards the individuals that claim to be american but cannot build a legible sentence to save their lives... I don't know about you guys.... But if the damn sentence is too hard to read/understand... sh*ts getting deleted-lol PMSL
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My brother just showed me a video of a junkie getting attacked by a flock of Seagulls and then snatching his big mac!
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My brother just showed me a video of a junkie getting attacked by a flock of Seagulls and then snatching his big mac!
And you think that's funny??? I'm **** scared of seagulls and live near the coast, so the bastards are everywhere.
Have you ever looked at them beaks? Looked one in the eye? Their eyezz are dead as dodos. I had a dead sea gull in my garden last winter. I was sooo incredible happy, lol. Couldn't leave it there, as my cats could decide to have a snack or tear it apart. So I had to remove it. On my own. No one to hold me hand. I almost ermm... well, you know. There are moments when a girl simply needs a bloke in her life, and that was definitely one of 'em! And now you tell me the buggers are after Big Macs? Mummy!! |
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I know it was off topic, but it was funny Crystal. My brother is still here so thats me up, cos if you fall asleep in his company he'd shave your eyebrows off. I did it to him 17 years ago and he still wants to get me back!
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