Topic: What we guys would like for our women to do... | |
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Ricky was a recently divorced sex starved man ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() BWAA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!! ![]() |
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Edited by
gvitago
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Tue 08/20/13 05:09 PM
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Oh, woe is me! I can't believe that this thread is so misunderstood!
![]() I'm so upset about this right now ![]() ![]() I don't think I should be alone right now...I'm such a sensitive, intellectual, special guy! If there are any good, decent women out there who enjoy "Little House on the Prairie" and "The Waltons" reruns, please contact me immediately! I think I may have an extra pint of ice cream, and maybe even some Godiva chocolates somewhere. You can come over to my hot, bachelor pad ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (Better roll up my pants legs! Gettin' "deep" in here!) Whoa...suddenly feeling just a little vomitty... ![]() |
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Just turning up for the date and looking like her profile pic would be a nice start. I scored a date with "Mystique" of "X-Men" fame once. She shape-shifted into any and every woman I could ever want her to be. But it was over when, as a joke, she morphed into Hillary Clinton. Such a sad end to what could have been a fairy-tale romance. |
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I thought there would be some interesting conversations here. I was wrong ![]() Dressing up as Wonder Woman or Catwoman doesn't do it for ya eh? You see, we used to have a sex forum here but then Mingle went all "G" rated and so now you gets convo like the one in this thread. ![]() ![]() Well when i first joined there seem to only be a sex forum ![]() Ok! Who decided to go and ruin the forums! ![]() ![]() |
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if she can dress up as Wonder Woman every now and then I would ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just name a time and place, Goof, I'll be there! ![]() |
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Dress up like Slave Leia then recite Douglas Adams. ![]() ![]() ![]() What a great image! If only other people could straight talk like you, Torgo. ![]() |
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Ok! Who decided to go and ruin the forums! ![]() ![]() The advertisers. |
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Oh, woe is me! I can't believe that this thread is so misunderstood! ![]() It's funny, I seem to mostly find fellas that act like that. It's like pulling teeth to get them to open up and make a decision. |
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I am glad all you guys find my life so funny. I do strive in vain to find a normal woman, but this girl was way too hot and a poor housekeeper. Normal is just not the norm. I have met my share of crazies which has totally turned me off on dating, so I feel for you. ![]() |
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Edited by
eyemaflirt247
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Tue 08/20/13 09:14 PM
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@ TBRich: At least that story made me laugh, but I'm wondering who's the nasty one. You or her?????? Things that make you say hmmmn
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Ok I'm starting to get interested
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if she can dress up as Wonder Woman every now and then I would ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You would WHAT goof ? Dress up as wonder woman too ? ![]() ![]() {JK} ![]() |
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I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth!!!
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I thought there would be some interesting conversations here. I was wrong ![]() Dressing up as Wonder Woman or Catwoman doesn't do it for ya eh? You see, we used to have a sex forum here but then Mingle went all "G" rated and so now you gets convo like the one in this thread. ![]() ![]() Well when i first joined there seem to only be a sex forum ![]() Ok! Who decided to go and ruin the forums! ![]() ![]() It was our SCORPIO thread. Got too racy and they took out the whole forum. |
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I thought there would be some interesting conversations here. I was wrong ![]() Dressing up as Wonder Woman or Catwoman doesn't do it for ya eh? You see, we used to have a sex forum here but then Mingle went all "G" rated and so now you gets convo like the one in this thread. ![]() ![]() Well when i first joined there seem to only be a sex forum ![]() Ok! Who decided to go and ruin the forums! ![]() ![]() It was our SCORPIO thread. Got too racy and they took out the whole forum. ![]() |
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if she can dress up as Wonder Woman every now and then I would ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just name a time and place, Goof, I'll be there! ![]() Please don't forget the golden lasso. ![]() |
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I thought there would be some interesting conversations here. I was wrong ![]() Actually I was hoping for an intellectual insight about what men want from women other than sex. Dressing up as Wonder Woman or Catwoman doesn't do it for ya eh? You see, we used to have a sex forum here but then Mingle went all "G" rated and so now you gets convo like the one in this thread. ![]() ![]() that's easy beer, sandwiches and the remote sometimes they will also want a rubdown...only during commericals and halftime heh just tryan say I;m wrong ![]() |
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Just turning up for the date and looking like her profile pic would be a nice start. and start consuming several martinis in under an hour... ![]() |
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if she can dress up as Wonder Woman every now and then I would ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just name a time and place, Goof, I'll be there! ![]() Please don't forget the golden lasso. ![]() Don't worry, I never leave home without it! ![]() |
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Just turning up for the date and looking like her profile pic would be a nice start. and start consuming several martinis in under an hour... ![]() That's OK as long as she doesn't fall over backwards, and maintains a good conversation. ![]() |
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