Topic: Are you Really Celibate if,
willing2's photo
Sun 08/04/13 10:20 AM
you masterbate?

I mean, whackin off to a hot pic or bangin with a BOB is still sex, no?

Or, is real celibacy doing none of the above?

no photo
Sun 08/04/13 10:22 AM
Edited by singmesweet on Sun 08/04/13 10:24 AM
I don't see anything about abstaining from masturbation in these definitions.

From Merriam-Webster:

Definition of CELIBACY
1
: the state of not being married
2
a : abstention from sexual intercourse
b : abstention by vow from marriage

thefreedictionary.com

cel·i·bate (sl-bt)
n.
1. One who abstains from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows.
2. One who is unmarried.
adj.
1. Abstaining from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows.
2. Unmarried; unwed.

willing2's photo
Sun 08/04/13 10:26 AM
You don't????
What part of abstaining from sex don't you get? laugh laugh

no photo
Sun 08/04/13 10:27 AM
Edited by KiK2me on Sun 08/04/13 10:29 AM
Whackin' off is no fun if there is no one to lend you a hand....
{chuckle}
:laughing:

nice tutu there Will !
rofl

navygirl's photo
Sun 08/04/13 10:35 AM

You don't????
What part of abstaining from sex don't you get? laugh laugh


I think the key word is "sexual intercourse" and masturbation is not sexual intercourse.

willing2's photo
Sun 08/04/13 10:46 AM
Pounding with a BOB isn't intercourse?

Filling the palm with Vaseline and wrapping a hand around a pulsating hot rod, simulating a wet vajina isn't sex?

no photo
Sun 08/04/13 12:10 PM
Willing2, I tried to find an answer for you. According to "the Church" if you are celibate, you can't masturbate, but what do they know.

no photo
Sun 08/04/13 12:10 PM
Willing2, I tried to find an answer for you. According to "the Church" if you are celibate, you can't masturbate, but what do they know.

krupa's photo
Sun 08/04/13 12:16 PM

Pounding with a BOB isn't intercourse?

Filling the palm with Vaseline and wrapping a hand around a pulsating hot rod, simulating a wet vajina isn't sex?


Ha!

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get Vaseline off of your stuff? 3 days later you still got water beading up on your Johnson when ya bathe.

You gotta use the foamy brush at the car wash and industrial decreased...

Oooohhhhh...perhaps I have said too much.

Anyhow....If you can't get VD...it ain't sex...thereby masturbating is just a close call with friction burn.

willing2's photo
Sun 08/04/13 12:30 PM

Willing2, I tried to find an answer for you. According to "the Church" if you are celibate, you can't masturbate, but what do they know.

Love your pics!
From the definition some gave, looks like oral would not be considered sexual intercourse.
Bill started a trend get oral and still be celibate.

Krupa.
Well put.
With vaseline ya can do a few rounds without reloading.

Goofball73's photo
Sun 08/04/13 02:57 PM


You don't????
What part of abstaining from sex don't you get? laugh laugh


I think the key word is "sexual intercourse" and masturbation is not sexual intercourse.


My hand would disagree with this. laugh

1Cynderella's photo
Sun 08/04/13 07:57 PM



You don't????
What part of abstaining from sex don't you get? laugh laugh


I think the key word is "sexual intercourse" and masturbation is not sexual intercourse.


My hand would disagree with this. laugh


Strange...never wanted to make a hand jealous before. slaphead rofl

Criffer's photo
Sun 08/04/13 09:12 PM
I can safely say, by Webster's and the Churches' standards, that I am celibate.

willing2's photo
Sun 08/04/13 09:18 PM
If Webster's says blow jobs aren't sexual intercourse, I'm celibate as well.
And, if I could get one a couple times a week, I'd stay celibate. :wink: :wink: laugh

Criffer's photo
Sun 08/04/13 09:20 PM
angelicanddevilish2, I tried to send you a message but I don't meet your criteria, could you change it to include one more year younger just for me, pretty please? :-)

no photo
Sun 08/04/13 09:21 PM

You don't????
What part of abstaining from sex don't you get? laugh laugh


If you were already set on a specific answer, why did you ask?

But no, if someone is masturbating, I wouldn't call that having sex.

unsure's photo
Sun 08/04/13 09:22 PM

Pounding with a BOB isn't intercourse?

Filling the palm with Vaseline and wrapping a hand around a pulsating hot rod, simulating a wet vajina isn't sex?

HONESTLY...I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE SO SHY, YOU
SHOULD JUST SAY HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.
rofl rofl

willing2's photo
Sun 08/04/13 10:14 PM
I guess I do need to work on my sensitivity skills :wink:

TawtStrat's photo
Mon 08/05/13 02:44 AM
All those guys that feel bad about still being virgins are going to love this. Simulated sex is not sex. Oral comes under the category of foreplay or "sexual contact".


navygirl's photo
Mon 08/05/13 08:57 AM

Pounding with a BOB isn't intercourse?

Filling the palm with Vaseline and wrapping a hand around a pulsating hot rod, simulating a wet vajina isn't sex?


I am just going by the definition of celibate. celibacy
1. Abstinence from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows.

2. The condition of being unmarried.