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have you ever stuck your tongue onand ice cube and it stuck there? |
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No..
When you were a teenager.., did you & another friend ever talk jibberish to drunk friends.. and they were actually trying to follow your conversation..? |
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 Yes! And they try and look so serious!
Did you ever put little additions in your moms shopping list? |
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No... She chopped fingers off for doing lesser things.. (JUST JOKING! )
Did you ever tell your Grade Two teacher.. that you would marry her, if you were taller..? |
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no
did you ever play spin the bottle |
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Yes.... (I quit after kindergarten began, though..)
Did you ever wonder where the yellow went, with Pepsodent..? |
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No. Have you ever tripped up the stairs
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yes
have you ever have a plant trip you? |
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Yes! And I'll swear it lays out sneaky runners when it knows I'm coming!
Ever forgot you moved and gone back to the wrong house? |
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no but I changed my work and returned to open up a week later and couldn't understand why my key wouldn't work!
Very embarrassing especially when a police officer came to my aid! When you've heard a child holler out "Mommy" or "Daddy", have you answered and it wasn't your child? |
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Yes
Have you ever said to a child., "Don't Do That" and they just looked at you and smiled ? |
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Yes....
Have you ever had to ask teenagers to stop using your CD's as frisbees, in the front yard...? |
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No
Have you ever bought a child a gift and they said can we tread this in for something that I really wanted ? |
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Yes.... ( so I took it back.. and brought her a bottle of cod liver oil..)
Have you ever watched a cat knock over a figurine.. and then try to blame it on the dog..? |
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Edited by
alookat101
on
Wed 08/14/13 05:29 AM
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Darn Cats There So Sneaky .... I plead the 5th.
Have you ever notice that the price of everything go's up while your salary stays the same ? |
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Yes...
Have you ever noticed how the price of a barrel of oil goes down.., but it goes up at the pumps..? |
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Yes
Have you ever notice that we keep buying those high price products they sale ? |
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Yes...
Have you ever noticed, that although the banks went into bankruptcy and asked for a bail out.., that they all just went back to handing out large $1,000,000 + bonuses to their big shots.. (and went back to the same old game)..? |
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yes
have you ever checked out where the cameras were in the bank and scoped it? |
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No... ( I just do weird faces towards the cameras...
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Have you ever cleaned your patio door window....and walked into it with your coffee the next morning..? |
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