Topic: Have you ever - part 5 | |
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Yes.. I do my crosswords in ink...
Have you ever wondered if anybody here ever dates, or if it's just a place to talk..? |
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Have you ever wondered if anybody here ever dates, or if it's just a place to talk..? Sure they do and some even are blessed to find that special one. |
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Have u ever sing in lusty mood that
Zinga lala hu zinga lala hu hu |
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Edited by
jagbird
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Tue 08/06/13 07:53 AM
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No... (I don't know that tune, Sanjeev..?)
Have you ever wondered if 21 random people get shot, when they have a 21 gun salute..? |
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No
Have you ever done anything that you thought was impossible to do? |
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Can I get back with you on that one?
Have you ever lost your mind? |
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No... ( I have an embroidered name & address on it, like my mother did to my clothes in kindergarten )
Have you ever made a meal.., then gone to the bathroom.., only to come back and find that the food was gone, with your pet sitting in the far corner of the room looking guilty and fat..? |
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No.
Have you ever learned not to do that again? |
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Yes...
Have you ever had a cashier argue with you about your change, when you were trying to tell them they were giving you too much back..? |
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Yes.
Have you ever had to get the manager to straighten it out? |
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Edited by
jagbird
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Tue 08/06/13 01:44 PM
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Yes..
(..and the manager couldn't do simple math either.. and argued with me, because the "cash register" said different) Have you ever watched someone put a fly in his meal (restaurant) .. to get a free dinner..? |
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No. A cockroach in the salad, yes.
Have you ever run out of questions? |
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No... (inquistive mind, since birth... spoke fluently, at two)
Have you ever wondered why we have a question thread, but no answer thread going..? |
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No.
Have you thought of starting an answer thread? |
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No... (I like to be like Socrates ..and just ask the questions..)
Have you ever thought of starting a sewing thread..? |
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No.
Have you ever had to pass gas in a crowded elevator? |
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yes have u ever drink in public place |
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Yes... I had a green tea just the other day, outside..
(you didn't say what the drink was..?) Have you ever wondered what the next question would be in here..? |
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Yes.
Have you ever wondered why we only use 10% of our brain? |
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Yes.. (is someone else using the other 90%..? )
Have you ever wondered why they smash bottles on boats, to christen them..? |
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