Topic: Have you ever - part 5 | |
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No, I want to
Have you ever ate a cucumber chili pepper sucker? |
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No. Have u ever gone to.work on ur day off
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Yes.
Have you ever wondered if you'll retire? |
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Sat 08/03/13 04:47 PM
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No...
Again I have to say.., I don't own a car... Have you ever sat in a bath-tub full of jello..? |
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No
Have you ever wandered why you say "pardon my French" when you cuss? |
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No..
(some people in Canada say that when they burp, though..) Have you ever walked backwards into a theatre exit, when you were a kid..? |
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No
Have you ever seen a flea circus? |
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No..
Have you ever seen a circus flee town..? |
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No
Have you ever made love behind a tent at the circus? |
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No
Have you ever thought mermaids exist |
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No...
Have you ever wondered where the summer goes in off season..? |
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I always thought it vacationed in Florida during the winter.
Have you ever wanted to twist again, like you did last summer? |
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I plead the fifth of scotch.
Have you ever wanted to play "twister" again? |
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Not so much.
Have you ever wanted to shake the hand of the man who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip? |
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Not really.
Have you ever wondered what happened to "doh-wah-diddy-doh?" |
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I assumed she was walking next to you, holding your hand and singing...
Have you ever wondered if the captain of the titanic cried? |
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Yes.
Have you ever wanted to take a cruise? |
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Why? Do you want to send me on one for my birthday next month? Thanks Mister Hipster!!!!!
Have you ever wondered if love can move a mountain? |
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Yes.
Have you ever wondered how a moe hill became a mountain? |
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I've made a mountain out of one.
Have you ever wondered why Samson loved Delilah? |
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