Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 5 | |
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for providing dance music
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for doing the chicken dance to that music
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For selling outdated Lottery tickets.
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LOL...
for buying them |
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for stealing men's hearts
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for calling me a witch :( that nasty, nasty man!
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For insulting Kim Kardashian on the Internet
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for casting wizard spells on the pope and turning him into a chicken lol
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For dressing up like Justin Beiber.
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for not accompanying justin beiber to outer space lol
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For trying to steal a USAirforce jet.
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For pretending to be an astronaut!
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For ordering seven pizza's and sending them to my apartment without paying for them.
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For devouring the said pizzas before filling a report
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He actually uses hoola-hoops when doing exercises....pink ones and bedazzled,!
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For telling the police that it's so easy to run red lights.
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For not paying his parking fee..
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For trying to sale Black&White TV's on the street corner.
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For showing Chuck Loris movies in the Black and White TV's.
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For being the middleman in the Black&White TV scam ?
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