Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 5 | |
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For smoking inside the vet's office
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For always trying to win on Cutie and Jennerling's behalf on "Last to Post", instead of giving my undefeated winning streak its just due.
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For playing techo-dance on a mall wearing golfer's shoes...
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for throwing a golf shoe at me like it's a boomerang
Mornin Jo |
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For shoplifting Depends from WalMart.
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for sinking the titanic
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For only rescuing the females from the sinking Titanic.
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for cross dressing as a female during the rescue
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For throwing me overboard after he notice I was a male.
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for not being able to float, causing hippie distress
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for streaking on the Titanic before she went down!
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for sailing without a license
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for flipping off fellow minglers
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for standing by and not rendering aid
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pinched the queen's bottom
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For throwing strawberries off the bridge onto the Interstate
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for making pizza in someone else's kitchen
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For getting off with the pizza with her hypnotising looks
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For stealing old Hub Caps.
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LOL...
for dancing in the streets of Pamplona |
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