Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 5 | |
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for trying to eat the cat
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for serving me that cat
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for conspiring with me to sell alookat
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for being my conspiracy partner
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for flying your ship while intoxicated
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For starting fires she can't put out.
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for panting too heavily
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...for exciting too may senior citizens here..
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For stealing a kiss from 1just9curious73
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..for holding kisses, for ransom...
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for peeping through his neighbors window in the early hours
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for wearing the kilt too short
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for causing a calamity in the street by flashing her pearly whites and dazzling on coming traffic
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..for stalking David Hasselhoff, for a photo..
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for constantly hounding the hoff for pams mobile number
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for posing as an officer at Scotland Yard
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for posing as an officer at Scotland Yard For trying to turn Scotland Yard into Scotland Inches. |
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for doctoring her ID card
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Fur calling Pee Wee Herman a perv
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for selling Pee Wee Herman photos
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