Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 5 | |
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for transporting all the bison from Buffalo to Oaklahoma
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Tue 08/13/13 03:33 PM
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for transporting all the bison from Buffalo to Oaklahoma ...for spelling Oklahoma wrong... (and this is coming from the "King Of Typos")... |
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for playing with fire
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for playing with fire But.. we tried to stamp it out, Ma..! -------------------------------------- For starting a riot, by dressing up as a mermaid at work, on "Fun Fridays".. |
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for wearing a business suit at the mermaid parade
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For scaring a child with her vampire like smile
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For skinny dipping in a mall fountain
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For suddenly singing "BABY" (of justine bieber) on a prayer meeting. .
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..for not paying her "pillow rent" on time...
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for prevaricating profusely
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..for telling drivers in England that the laws had changed..and to drive on the right hand side of the street..
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for wearing a kilt on backwards
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..for bending over in front of construction sites, with a short skirt on..
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for "hitting on" the captian's wife
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..for playing "Buffalo Soldier" over & over & over...
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for impersonating a Mountie and looking too good in the uniform
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..for trying to mount Mounties... (in every province!!)
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for trying to sing at the phantom of the opera |
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..for streaking.., at The Phantom Of The Opera performance..
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For taking a bath inside the elevator
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