Topic: What is your favourite wise quotes...
Duttoneer's photo
Sun 03/17/13 09:38 AM
If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus.

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Sun 03/17/13 11:48 AM

If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus.


I don't quite know what that means but it is really funny. laugh

I am imagining having two husbands..... love laugh

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Sun 03/17/13 12:05 PM
A couple that are really Politically Incorrect.
Hunger is a good thing, it teaches the Lazy to work. &
Like a door on its hinges, so is the Lazy on his bed.

Duttoneer's photo
Sun 03/17/13 12:28 PM


If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus.


I don't quite know what that means but it is really funny. laugh

I am imagining having two husbands..... love laugh


Two husbands .....You wish! laugh

It means can you multi task? Believe me, I have worked in a few companies that were best descibed as circuses. laugh

jacktrades's photo
Sun 03/17/13 12:31 PM
Trying, The first step to failure.....Homer Simpson

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Sun 03/17/13 12:40 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sun 03/17/13 12:40 PM



If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus.


I don't quite know what that means but it is really funny. laugh

I am imagining having two husbands..... love laugh


Two husbands .....You wish! laugh

It means can you multi task? Believe me, I have worked in a few companies that were best descibed as circuses. laugh



Okay I picture a man who has two wives and neither of them know about the other one. His friend asks him how he manages living two separate lives. He says to his friend,

"If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus."

Life is the circus. :wink:

auroradee's photo
Sun 03/17/13 01:00 PM
I heard this on the tv this morning.. "You can either live a safe life, or an authentic one".. Great thread :smile:

Ploduwa03's photo
Sun 03/17/13 03:46 PM
Edited by Ploduwa03 on Sun 03/17/13 03:48 PM
There are many colorful flowers on the path of life,but the prettiest have the sharpest thorns.

JulieMP's photo
Sun 03/17/13 07:38 PM
“First you see video.
Then you wear video.
Then you eat video.
Then you be video.” — Pat Cadigan, Pretty Boy Crossover

Would it not be nice to be adolescent before the computer age??


ViaMusica's photo
Sun 03/17/13 08:18 PM

“First you see video.
Then you wear video.
Then you eat video.
Then you be video.” — Pat Cadigan, Pretty Boy Crossover

Would it not be nice to be adolescent before the computer age??



I was, basically. Unless you want to count stuff like the Commodore 64, Apple II and TRS-80. :laughing:

FearandLoathing's photo
Sun 03/17/13 08:59 PM
"Peace is its own reward." -Mahatma Gandhi

whatssuup's photo
Sun 03/17/13 09:26 PM



If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain

JulieMP's photo
Sun 03/17/13 09:37 PM
you are the most intelligent person i have ever met on here

CuteKittyKat's photo
Sun 03/17/13 10:52 PM
If you dream it, you can do it - Walt Disney

Dreamer1982's photo
Mon 03/18/13 02:30 AM
A quote from a random person,
An old man heard me complain about the cold rain, and said, "Young man, I am 84 years old and everyday I wake up, its a beautiful day."

Dreamer1982's photo
Mon 03/18/13 02:31 AM
Edited by Dreamer1982 on Mon 03/18/13 02:33 AM

Dreamer1982's photo
Mon 03/18/13 02:33 AM

Whether you think you can, or you think you can not; you're right.



This was Henery Ford

topherj37's photo
Tue 03/19/13 04:46 PM
Edited by topherj37 on Tue 03/19/13 04:46 PM
The moon moves slowly, but it crosses the town.

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Tue 03/19/13 05:22 PM
"Man who always ride upon high horse...
...Have only further to fall"

-Tonto-
{Jay silverheels}
laugh

topherj37's photo
Tue 03/19/13 05:24 PM
"A friend, I am told, is worth more than pure gold." ~ Popeye