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Topic: A sense of humor or honesty
2Keith Joined Thu 04/14/11 Posts: 155	Tue 11/20/12 07:59 AM
Just a discussion point. Should there be humor or honesty when a guy is asked: "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

whattheheywastaken Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 1058	Tue 11/20/12 08:03 AM
no, and no

2Keith Joined Thu 04/14/11 Posts: 155	Tue 11/20/12 08:46 AM
Chicken!

whattheheywastaken Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 1058	Tue 11/20/12 08:59 AM
Egg!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Tue 11/20/12 09:32 AM
I say turn the tables. When she asks this, a man should respond with, "Not at all, but you can't even begin to compare with how well these jeans hide my beer gut. Oh yeah"!

DeepTheNerd Joined Mon 08/13/12 Posts: 243	Tue 11/20/12 09:34 AM
Let me intervene! Chicken is a futile effort of eggs at escape by flying ! And egg is a lame excuse of chickens to save their necks! Ha ha, now what do you say? (my copyright on these lines! Ok)

whattheheywastaken Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 1058	Tue 11/20/12 09:34 AM
I say turn the tables. When she asks this, a man should respond with, "Not at all, but you can't even begin to compare with how well these jeans hide my beer gut. Oh yeah"!

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Tue 11/20/12 09:36 AM
A man should always be honest and say, "No, no, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the outfit."

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Tue 11/20/12 09:43 AM
you should always say ,no the outfit doesn,t make you look fat ,your fat makes your look fat lol. ps Do not try this at home, it may cause serious injury lol.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Tue 11/20/12 09:47 AM
I don't ask.. don't HAVE to.. their expression says it all! can't get more honest than THAT!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 11/20/12 09:51 AM
It seems like, no matter what I say, it is the wrong thing to say. I told this incredibly beautiful woman that that she was incredibly beautiful and got called a liar. A guy can't win.

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Tue 11/20/12 10:02 AM
I only handled this situation twice, with the same response, both times I simply made love to the woman right then and there (and one time the Redskins were in a playoff game on the Telly). That seemed to handle the situation pretty well. At least there was no yapping about stupid stuff for the rest of the evening.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Tue 11/20/12 10:02 AM
For a lot of people, honesty is not up for negotiation. Fallback is, if you cannot say something positive, say nothing at all.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Tue 11/20/12 10:03 AM
It seems like, no matter what I say, it is the wrong thing to say. I told this incredibly beautiful woman that that she was incredibly beautiful and got called a liar. A guy can't win. it says more about HER than it does YOU.. sounds like she has a low self esteem problem..

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76436	Tue 11/20/12 10:38 AM
Funny I never ask a guy that question the mirror answers all those questions for me... Damn mirror...

whattheheywastaken Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 1058	Tue 11/20/12 11:25 AM


soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Tue 11/20/12 11:30 AM
Here's another trap: 'Do I really look as stupid as you think I am?' No good answer :-)

whattheheywastaken Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 1058	Tue 11/20/12 11:45 AM
Here's another trap: 'Do I really look as stupid as you think I am?' No good answer :-)

2Keith Joined Thu 04/14/11 Posts: 155	Tue 11/20/12 12:33 PM
A man should always be honest and say, "No, no, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the outfit." Sly! Oh so PC!

2Keith Joined Thu 04/14/11 Posts: 155	Tue 11/20/12 12:36 PM
you should always say ,no the outfit doesn,t make you look fat ,your fat makes your look fat lol. ps Do not try this at home, it may cause serious injury lol. That has been my reply. " No, the outfit does not make you look fat." Then I think that the span from hip to hip across your *** makes you look fat. But, those words never pass my lips.