Topic: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls | |
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7. All men aren't same as women too aren't. That's true. We are no different. |
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Edited by
wux
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Tue 11/06/12 03:19 PM
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61) We really do not expect you to get past No.5 Yeah, I got to about 7 before I decided she just talks too friggin much. Your country should send you to the Olympics, in the Male Marathon Reader sport. I couldn't get as far as the second letter of the first point in the agenda. I glanced down, and it made sense. Some questions, the ones I got, made good sense. The ones I did not read, I have no comment on those. The list is good, but the questions in it ought to be intuitively dreamed up. The whole exercise reminded me of the SAT and LSAT and other graduate school entry tests in which students are not asked to solve strictly knowledge- or logic based problems, but also problems in recognizing nuances in different human behaviour and identifying the likely decisions most people would make in a situation. But the upshot is that i can't read lists. Women who describe themselves by listing adjectives, are lost to me on these sites. |
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The list is too short:
Subject: The husband store.....and something extra Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. |
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Holly mother of balls! I've got my work caught up for me, better get cracking.
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Most men wont read past...number 5...too long. ![]() I read to #3, then skipped to 15, 16 and 60. That's all I could handle.... Is it bad that I did that too...? LOL I agree with some of those and not with some others....to each his/her own tho :) |
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Wish I had seen this list when I was in high school. It doesn't really apply to anyone older than 18.
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I managed to complete the course and its so hetic but useful. Thanx.
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i knew about 99% of these, really good points and props if you had the courage to write these all down yourself. I understand women pretty well(it freaks out the women i date >_<), but thats because im insane. No sane man will ever understand women lol XD Read #60 again, you missed it |
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I completely agree with these lists. The only thing I can't grasp is, in my last few relationships none of the women every communicated with me at all. I think communication is important. I am willing to show unlimited love but if I do not know what my lady is thinking or feeling than it becomes a problem. Neither does she, hence the list |
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60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok. ....ermmm...they seems complicate, in thrut they are very simple. Hey do not look at me this is an Oscar W. thought |
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Cheers for this. The bit about personal hygene and burping and farting was a real revelation. Now I know where I've been going wrong all these years.
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Cheers for this. The bit about personal hygene and burping and farting was a real revelation. Now I know where I've been going wrong all these years. It is said that.... if a man own a big bank account, he also can make a little fart........ladies are open minded |
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I just want a guy that will b honest. If I ask if my jeans make my butt look to big.... TELL ME YES! if its true.
I dont want to go out with u and embarrass u, I want u to b proud of taking me out! |
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I just want a guy that will b honest. If I ask if my jeans make my butt look to big.... TELL ME YES! if its true. I dont want to go out with u and embarrass u, I want u to b proud of taking me out! Jeans don't make a woman's butt look too big. Her butt does that all by itself. ![]() |
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Men make the major decisions in the house:
1) Should our troops stay in Afghanistan 2) What G20 should do about the global financial crisis 3) Should the seas rise due to climate change 4) Who will win the world series 5) What beer tastes like Women make the minor decisions 1) What we wear 2) If we can go out with our mates 3) How much money we have in our pocket 4) Should we do the housework.. When men have realised this, and dont fight it anymore, they will have a blissful relationship. |
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women have boobs.that's all i need to know about them
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Nice writer up
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