Topic: How to seduce a woman???? :p | |
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KINDA SIMPLE if ya can get a woman to laugh its a great start.. |
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Edited by
Scotti71
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Sun 07/29/12 07:08 PM
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Put on a pair of chaps and play cowboys and indians play connect the dots with her freckles with chocolate syrup Give her a good, old fashioned lap dance. Dance in the rain to some good rock music If none of those work, you could try the old fashioned way. A bottle of wine, rug on the floor in front of a fire with some pillows, and a mushy movie on tv or some slow music. And if that doesn't work either, slap her azz, scream her name, and yell get me a beer! |
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+ OOHHHHHH |
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Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ole proverb wine woman and song...........
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Step 1: Drop one of these on the floor and say... OOPS! real loud Step 2: Ask for directions to Rodeo Dr. Step 3:..... What? you want ALL my secrets? |
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Step 1: Drop one of these on the floor and say... OOPS! real loud Step 2: Ask for directions to Rodeo Dr. Step 3:..... What? you want ALL my secrets? That only works for the gold diggers! Now in my case if you threw a couple of Sox-Yankee green monster tickets down and asked for directions to Fenway Park...in like Flynn baby! And run the chance of catching one of these with Sox tickets? Hope you're doing well with the Floridians Missy! |
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And run the chance of catching one of these with Sox tickets? Hope you're doing well with the Floridians Missy! Too funny John! I could maybe see painting my face Red Sox red but no way in hell are the nipples getting it! Florida's awesome. Loving the sunshine. Even swam with the sharks for the first time ever, and I do mean I actually saw one in the water beside me. He didn't take a chunk out of me though so I'm still here and enjoying myself. Hope all is well with you back up north. |
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..well back in my day we usually just clubbed them and take'em back to our cave.. Times sure have changed! We now club the men and take them back to our palace. |
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