Topic: How to seduce a woman???? :p | |
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KINDA SIMPLE if ya can get a woman to laugh its a great start.. |
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Edited by
Scotti71
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Sun 07/29/12 07:08 PM
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Put on a pair of chaps and play cowboys and indians play connect the dots with her freckles with chocolate syrup Give her a good, old fashioned lap dance. Dance in the rain to some good rock music If none of those work, you could try the old fashioned way. A bottle of wine, rug on the floor in front of a fire with some pillows, and a mushy movie on tv or some slow music. And if that doesn't work either, slap her azz, scream her name, and yell get me a beer! ![]() |
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![]() + ![]() OOHHHHHH |
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Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ole proverb wine woman and song...........
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Step 1: Drop one of these on the floor and say... OOPS! real loud Step 2: Ask for directions to Rodeo Dr. Step 3:..... What? you want ALL my secrets? |
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Step 1: Drop one of these on the floor and say... OOPS! real loud Step 2: Ask for directions to Rodeo Dr. Step 3:..... What? you want ALL my secrets? ![]() ![]() ![]() That only works for the gold diggers! Now in my case if you threw a couple of Sox-Yankee green monster tickets down and asked for directions to Fenway Park...in like Flynn baby! ![]() ![]() ![]() And run the chance of catching one of these with Sox tickets? ![]() Hope you're doing well with the Floridians Missy! ![]() |
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![]() And run the chance of catching one of these with Sox tickets? ![]() Hope you're doing well with the Floridians Missy! ![]() Too funny John! I could maybe see painting my face Red Sox red but no way in hell are the nipples getting it! ![]() ![]() Florida's awesome. Loving the sunshine. ![]() Even swam with the sharks for the first time ever, and I do mean I actually saw one in the water beside me. ![]() ![]() Hope all is well with you back up north. ![]() |
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..well back in my day we usually just clubbed them and take'em back to our cave.. ![]() Times sure have changed! We now club the men and take them back to our palace. |
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