Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4 | |
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hey Dave, Hippie, Jemare.. what's all this about a health inspector???? one of the cops mumbled something about it in between bites of a donut.. by the way Dave.. did I see 2 rats running off with a pastry a few minutes ago? Zee, you must have seen that happen at the breakfast buffet in your Pub. Those "free" donuts that the law officers are eating . . . they were brought from your Pub to this Bar by my little friends. You didn't seriously believe that this Bar would give away food that was purchased by this Bar, now did you? |
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why ever would I think you'd foot a bill here for ANYthing.. I know what a tight wad you.. I mean Luvy can be..
okay so THATS where the bad donuts went to.. WAIT.. I thought I had tossed them into the dumpster.. |
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Dumpster? Hey, Mickey and Minnie, come here! Exactly where did you get those donuts that the law officers ate? Mickey replies, "Squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak." [Translation: "I wanted to get the donuts from Zee's dumpster, but Minnie insisted that we get the donuts from the breakfast buffet inside Zee's Pub. It was fully-stocked with fresh donuts. With Zee's cats gone, we had an easy time getting all of the donuts from the breakfast buffet. We left the donuts in Zee's dumpster for Zee's new security dog to eat. He looked like he was starving."] I had better go over to Zee's Pub and give a Zee a bottle from that case of wine that came from Europe. I have plenty of that wine. Besides, it isn't like I paid for it with my own money. |
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>>>>>>>runs in, sits down.....coughs a few times....hello...can someone pour me a marguerita please? I only have a short break before I have to get back to helping someone out, and I'm really,really THIRSTY And I really earned this drink
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where is (((Luv))))....hey Luvvvvvvv I need to *****...I mean send some love......my Clown just woke from along sleep....
HELLO.... ok...sits at bar....Can I have a Bud? |
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227lovekillsslowly
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Wed 05/08/13 06:49 PM
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Can I have a rum and coke please? And can I get change need to rock the jukebox a bit
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>>>>>>>runs in, sits down.....coughs a few times....hello...can someone pour me a marguerita please? I only have a short break before I have to get back to helping someone out, and I'm really,really THIRSTY And I really earned this drink |
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where is (((Luv))))....hey Luvvvvvvv I need to *****...I mean send some love......my Clown just woke from along sleep.... HELLO.... ok...sits at bar....Can I have a Bud? A bud? Uh, sure, whatever. Would you like something to drink, too? By the way, if you want to talk to Luv, then you need to send her a private message. |
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Can I have a rum and coke please? And can I get change need to rock the jukebox a bit The jukebox is already rocking. Go enjoy. |
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where is (((Luv))))....hey Luvvvvvvv I need to *****...I mean send some love......my Clown just woke from along sleep.... HELLO.... ok...sits at bar....Can I have a Bud? A bud? Uh, sure, whatever. Would you like something to drink, too? By the way, if you want to talk to Luv, then you need to send her a private message. Thanks ((Dodo)) I will take the Bud, in a can:) |
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where is (((Luv))))....hey Luvvvvvvv I need to *****...I mean send some love......my Clown just woke from along sleep.... HELLO.... ok...sits at bar....Can I have a Bud? A bud? Uh, sure, whatever. Would you like something to drink, too? By the way, if you want to talk to Luv, then you need to send her a private message. Thanks ((Dodo)) I will take the Bud, in a can:) Here is your Bud in a can. If you ever want a beer, we have plenty of European beverages in stock. |
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Is the bar open?
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The Bar is open, but it is being neglected by the regular patrons.
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Although not so regular a patron lately.... checking in Dodo Oh, and I'll have another Marguerita please |
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Although not so regular a patron lately.... checking in Dodo Oh, and I'll have another Marguerita please Here you go. |
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>>>>walks in, puts quarter in the jukebox and makes her selection. WAITS... puts another quarter in.... Darn Jukebox Hey Dodo. You'd better try to get a hold of Jade to have someone fix this darn Jukebox. It owes me Fifty Cents I'll have a Chocotini please, make that two (after two I can make my own music in my head and won't need the Jukebox)
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MYYYYYYYY BIOTCHYYYYYYYYYY GAWWWWWWWWD! This biotchy place sure has biotchy gone to biotchy hell!! Biotchy look at this biotchy horrid decor!! Who biotchy designed this biotchy crap, Richard biotchy Simmons!! It biotchy looks like a biotchy gay bar. Oh well, it is the only biotchy place I can biotchy go and not get biotchy bothered, since no biotchy one I know, would be biotchy caught dead in this biotchy dreadful place. Give me some biotchy grog. And I do biothcy believe its biotchy "Happy Hour" since IM biotchy here, so I will biotchy be paying "Happy Hour" prices. WELL, BIOTCHY STEP ON IT IF YOU WANT A 1/8 SHILLING BIOTCHY TIP!! |
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Hey yall, me and Pionie was in town, so I figured, OHHHHHHHHH LOOKIEEEEEEEEE, its the Snitch Queener. Long time no see there Snitch! What happened to this place. Lemme see, how can I put this here politely like... IT LOOKS LIKE CHIT IN HERE! Is this a gay bar now??? |
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Yaaarrrghh, tis bout time the owner o dis place showed up and sends some o dees butt pirates to Davy Jones' locker.
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