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Topic: What not to do on a date..
Desi18 Joined Mon 05/28/12 Posts: 188	Sat 06/30/12 09:20 PM
List some things that are just not okay on the first date.. I say you should never bite your nails on a date

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 06/30/12 09:22 PM
Wear the same dress, or have the same hair style as one another. That would just be embarrassing.

Ellie2961 Joined Sat 06/30/12 Posts: 5	Sat 06/30/12 09:47 PM
I say one should never: get inebriated....that's a turn off right there.

Desi18 Joined Mon 05/28/12 Posts: 188	Sat 06/30/12 09:52 PM
Wear the same dress, or have the same hair style as one another. That would just be embarrassing. Nice lol

Desi18 Joined Mon 05/28/12 Posts: 188	Sat 06/30/12 09:53 PM
I say one should never: get inebriated....that's a turn off right there. This is very true, i would leave the date as soon as possible

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 06/30/12 09:54 PM
Never ask your date to pull your finger.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Sat 06/30/12 10:07 PM
Move too fast, practically declaring your love straight away. Ugh! A little mystery goes a long way.

HawaiiMusikMan Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 3548	Sat 06/30/12 10:53 PM
It's tough, but I try not to pick my nose too much, at least on the first date

Desi18 Joined Mon 05/28/12 Posts: 188	Sat 06/30/12 11:00 PM
Move too fast, practically declaring your love straight away. Ugh! A little mystery goes a long way. I cant stand when that happens, its the worst when the guys actually cute and yoou just want to tell him to push the brakes a little

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Sun 07/01/12 01:25 AM
One day some one will get the flow just right lol.

Desi18 Joined Mon 05/28/12 Posts: 188	Sun 07/01/12 06:28 AM
One day some one will get the flow just right lol. Lol i really hope sp

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sun 07/01/12 06:55 AM
If when she stands up and her dress is in her buttcrack, never ever pull it out for her.

Awolf621 Joined Mon 06/18/12 Posts: 35	Sun 07/01/12 07:09 AM
If when she stands up and her dress is in her buttcrack, never ever pull it out for her. and if she is upset by this.. Never ever put itback in!!

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 07/01/12 07:31 AM
If she has food in her teeth........ Tell her right away....... but....... w h i s p e r............

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sun 07/01/12 07:35 AM
If when she stands up and her dress is in her buttcrack, never ever pull it out for her. and if she is upset by this.. Never ever put itback in!! You got that right!!

blueeyes2000 Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 1517	Sun 07/01/12 07:40 AM
Never lick your finger and stick it in his ear, some men hate that

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sun 07/01/12 07:46 AM
Never lick your finger and stick it in his ear, some men hate that Only if it has a loogie hanging off yer finger.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 07/01/12 09:12 AM Edited by Leigh2154 on Sun 07/01/12 09:35 AM
List some things that are just not okay on the first date.. I say you should never bite your nails on a date No burping, farting, or picking your teeth after dinner...NO EXCEPTIONS.. No scratching of any kind, anywhere, no matter how bad you "need" too... No staring, glancing, sneaking at peek, head turning looks at the opposite sex...No matter how bad you "need" too... No crotch grabbing on the first date... Do not stick you finger in ANY bodily orifice, his or yours, on the first date... Do not brag about past relationships.... Goodnight kisses must last at least 20 minutes if you wish to see him again (open mouth kissing is acceptable) and no more than 2 or 3 seconds if you don't...

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sun 07/01/12 09:23 AM
List some things that are just not okay on the first date.. I say you should never bite your nails on a date No burping, farting, or picking your teeth after dinner...NO EXCEPTIONS.. No scratching of any kind, anywhere, no matter how bad you "need" too... No staring, glancing, sneaking at peek, head turning looks at the opposite sex...No matter how bad you "need" too... No crotch grabbing on the first date... Do not stick you finger in any body orifice, his or yours, on the first date... Do not brag about past relationships.... Goodnight kisses must last at least 20 minutes if you wish to see him again (open mouth kissing is acceptable) and no more than 2 or 3 seconds if you don't... I like the last part! How's a feller sposed ta' member all them danged rules?

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 07/01/12 09:37 AM
List some things that are just not okay on the first date.. I say you should never bite your nails on a date No burping, farting, or picking your teeth after dinner...NO EXCEPTIONS.. No scratching of any kind, anywhere, no matter how bad you "need" too... No staring, glancing, sneaking at peek, head turning looks at the opposite sex...No matter how bad you "need" too... No crotch grabbing on the first date... Do not stick you finger in any body orifice, his or yours, on the first date... Do not brag about past relationships.... Goodnight kisses must last at least 20 minutes if you wish to see him again (open mouth kissing is acceptable) and no more than 2 or 3 seconds if you don't... I like the last part! How's a feller sposed ta' member all them danged rules? It's hard, that's why first dates suck....they're kinda like a job interview....