I am so bummed. I got off early today so I went to fly a kite I keep in my truck and it just does not fly like it used to! It actually flew in a right hand tilt before seeking ground. I had the thing for at least ten years or more. It is a big black fighter jet but now it looks like it will just hang from my ceiling like a Smithsonian Airplane.

I feel so robbed! Kites do get old too though. So now I have an excuse to look for another really cool kite. I'm thinking Flying Saucer this time!

So what do you do when you get off work early?

I need to find a new kite!

I take my bra off when I get home from work, damn thing is so annoying.

When I'm not working, I'm usually working.

We have kite festivals here year round.
There are as many kite stores as surf shops.

When I was in the Israeli Navy, I used to fly kikes.

**** was the prototype of a high-intensity fighter jet, which was female driven, so it never would go down (due to enemy fire or low fuelage). You sat in the cockpit, and the only design problem was the high air-resistence in the front nose of the plane, about a foot back from the nose, but that was brilliantly solved by an areonautical engineerign rabbi, who suggested we take some of the panelling off in the front.

It was a beautiful sight, seeing the blue Mediterranean Skike full of fighter Kikes.

This is lovely...