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that nothing makes me laugh harder than dumba** people getting hurt doing dumba** things, especially when they are messing with animals? One time I had a cat named Disney who I moved home with me and my mom being a dumb azz decides to introduce Disney (who has never seen a dog before) to Patches, our little 20 pound mutt by holding her helpless and letting Patches sniff her. Disney in a not very Disney fashioned F***ed my mom up badly. She had all her teeth and claws. My entire family thought it was hilarious except my mom who used about an entire bottle of Bactine (sp) and tube of Neosporin on her wounds. "Stupid is as Stupid Does". I do NOT like American's Funniest Home Videos because there is nothing funny about a guy getting knocked in the nuts repeatedly by a kid playing t-ball or falling on a railing, etc. To me that's about as funny as someone giving birth. That is just painful. |
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that nothing makes me laugh harder than dumba** people getting hurt doing dumba** things, especially when they are messing with animals? One time I had a cat named Disney who I moved home with me and my mom being a dumb azz decides to introduce Disney (who has never seen a dog before) to Patches, our little 20 pound mutt by holding her helpless and letting Patches sniff her. Disney in a not very Disney fashioned F***ed my mom up badly. She had all her teeth and claws. My entire family thought it was hilarious except my mom who used about an entire bottle of Bactine (sp) and tube of Neosporin on her wounds. "Stupid is as Stupid Does". I do NOT like American's Funniest Home Videos because there is nothing funny about a guy getting knocked in the nuts repeatedly by a kid playing t-ball or falling on a railing, etc. To me that's about as funny as someone giving birth. That is just painful. |
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that nothing makes me laugh harder than dumba** people getting hurt doing dumba** things, especially when they are messing with animals? One time I had a cat named Disney who I moved home with me and my mom being a dumb azz decides to introduce Disney (who has never seen a dog before) to Patches, our little 20 pound mutt by holding her helpless and letting Patches sniff her. Disney in a not very Disney fashioned F***ed my mom up badly. She had all her teeth and claws. My entire family thought it was hilarious except my mom who used about an entire bottle of Bactine (sp) and tube of Neosporin on her wounds. "Stupid is as Stupid Does". I do NOT like American's Funniest Home Videos because there is nothing funny about a guy getting knocked in the nuts repeatedly by a kid playing t-ball or falling on a railing, etc. To me that's about as funny as someone giving birth. That is just painful. But when they get hurt because they're being stupid, that's just funny. I mean you can't be a dumba** without paying the consequences. |
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A former roommate (my best friend) woke me up screaming.
Her idiot boyfriend had grabbed her sleeping black Labrador "SandMan " by the head with their noses inches away, growling at the dog to get off the bed. That dog went from dreaming .......to LOCKED on that retards face. Looked like a slaughter. I cleaned the wounds and super glued hisface back together. From just beneath the eyes to the chin had a cool bite scar pattern. He never touched Sandman again. I love stories with a happy ending. |
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A former roommate (my best friend) woke me up screaming. Her idiot boyfriend had grabbed her sleeping black Labrador "SandMan " by the head with their noses inches away, growling at the dog to get off the bed. That dog went from dreaming .......to LOCKED on that retards face. Looked like a slaughter. I cleaned the wounds and super glued hisface back together. From just beneath the eyes to the chin had a cool bite scar pattern. He never touched Sandman again. I love stories with a happy ending. That reminds me of the clip on AMV where the guy wears a mask to scare the sleeping doberman pincher. If that dog didn't realize what happened so quickly, that guy would have been gone. That's one time where the freight from their stupidity was enough satisfaction. lol |
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