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| Topic: IT WAS SOMEBODY I BOINKED,,,,BUT WHO??? | |
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This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with?
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This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with?
Hey, that is a good question. For the record, I never slept with her. There is a difference between "slept" and "passed out". |
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lol
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Do you really think that the DNA "Expert" will be able to figure it all out by using this chart? Somehow I don't think his Walmart Pharmacy credentials will cut it 
  OH HELL NO!!!
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"Oh, Luv2roknroll, I'm back in town! I'm sorry that I had to leave you 9 months ago, but... Wait. What do you mean that I must take a DNA test?" Heres youru number...#675, and have a seat! #10 PLEASE COME TO THE DESK! #10 PLEASE REPORT TO THE DESK. Thank you. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 05/01/12 04:42 AM
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 You mean thats why i was called here cause someone told me you may have our Cyclops baby here i want a D.N.A. test too Luv2roknroll was around 9 months ago too   kind of looks like me wow :)
What you talken about Willis??? |
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This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with?
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This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with?
Hey, that is a good question. For the record, I never slept with her. There is a difference between "slept" and "passed out". you Melmacians are a real hoot in between the sheets! 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 05/01/12 05:11 AM
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And today on Springer, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY.... 
The search continues for the father of luv2's gorgeous child. What a cutie. 
Who wouldnt take responsiblility for such a gorgeous child? Pffffft! *Jerry shakes his head*
And theres MORE possible candidates... This is what Ghost had to say 
I dont know about you guys, but im haulin a$$! Heres what Cheer had to say 
Im calling my lawyer! Shes the mother of my Cyclops baby, damnit, and I want a D.N.A. test FROM HER!! 
SHUT UP CHEER. I AINT GIVEN YOU SQUAT!WHERES MY MONEY?!?!?!? Heres what Warrior had to say 
Bogus man. Completely bogus. Bogus chick, bogus show, bogus baby. Its all totally bogus!
Well lets find out what the D.N.A. had to say about these claims In the case of Ghost YOU ARE NOT THE BABIES FATHER!
*Hangs a U-turn* Wooooo Hoooo, im comin home!!! In the case of Cheer YOU ARE NOT THE BABIES FATHER!
I want that damn D.N.A. test you horny witch!!
LIARS. YOUR ALL LIARS. AND IF ANYTHING IS BOGUS JERRY, ITS YOUR D.N.A. TESTS. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSE TO GET ANY MONEY LIKE THIS!?!?!?
Your such a joy luv2! Well I guess we'll be back again tomorrow to continue to try finding luv2's babies daddy. And take this thought with you... "Its better to have loved and lost, then to have never loved at all.... that is unless you've loved the whole damn country. Until tomorrow, goodbye! JERRY, JERRY, JERRY............................................. |
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This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with?
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Fear not. A detective has been on the case.
He has discovered another suspect. 
The suspect was involved in another pregnancy scandal involving the wife of one of his cousins. 
The product of that scandal is . . . 
Plus, the suspect was seen leaving Luv's home a little more than 9 months ago. |
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Well it wasn't me. I haven't boinked since 08. Well there was that little fling out in Cali a while back where the chick took all the change out of my ashtray, but that don't count, does it?
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Well it wasn't me. I haven't boinked since 08. Well there was that little fling out in Cali a while back where the chick took all the change out of my ashtray, but that don't count, does it? You should be thankful that she didn't get a hold of your wallet.
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Well it wasn't me. I haven't boinked since 08. Well there was that little fling out in Cali a while back where the chick took all the change out of my ashtray, but that don't count, does it? I donno man...that definitely sounds like our girl. She uses pocket change to "penny nail" people into bathrooms. Jam a few pennies and nickles or dimes into a door jamb...They are screwed. you gotta take the door off the hinges to get out....it is hilarious (and it is VERY effective). Plus, Roberta is from Cali....I think we got a match!!!! :) hehehehehehehe |
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This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with?
Kinky. I like it.
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This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with? as many as she wanted too i guess cause her sex drive was HOT BABY HOT LOLLLLLL I told her use the condom sense but she loved it RAW and HARD sometimes now theres a baby hahaha
Kinky. I like it.
Rawrr_Girl, if you like it, then do you want a visit from all of the suspects?  |
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This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with?
Kinky. I like it.
Rawrr_Girl, if you like it, then do you want a visit from all of the suspects?
Maybe.  . Well, one or two of em seem pretty cool. :D
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This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with?
Kinky. I like it.
Rawrr_Girl, if you like it, then do you want a visit from all of the suspects?
Maybe. . Well, one or two of em seem pretty cool. :D
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WHAT?????
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mg, are you saying this little bundle of joy may be yours?????
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