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| Topic: IT WAS SOMEBODY I BOINKED,,,,BUT WHO??? | |
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Should we be listing cities in alphabetical order 
Wouldn't it be easier to list the states? Would we include the territories and D.C.?? Can't we confine it to California? Can't we all get along? Of course we include D.C. Think of all those Secret Service agents. Luv could get $30 here, $30 there . . . In Columbia it is $45, but they didn't get it. She'd probably do well with $30 and collect. |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Fri 05/11/12 12:44 PM
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In Columbia it is $45, but they didn't get it. She'd probably do well with $30 and collect.
 Luv can get $45 in Columbia, South Carolina?
Perhaps she could go to the nation of Colombia, where she can get more $$$. |
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In Columbia it is $45, but they didn't get it. She'd probably do well with $30 and collect.
Luv can get $45 in Columbia, South Carolina?
Perhaps she could go to the nation of Colombia, where she can get more $$$. This is taking child support to a whole new level. |
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In Columbia it is $45, but they didn't get it. She'd probably do well with $30 and collect.
Luv can get $45 in Columbia, South Carolina?
Perhaps she could go to the nation of Colombia, where she can get more $$$. This is taking child support to a whole new level. That's nothing. Luv has lined up more suspects in her search for her baby's daddy. 
Yeah, I was in the line-up, but I'm in every line-up. I'm what police call a usual suspect. |
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It was probably Marvin the Martian, part of his diabolical plot to blow up the world.
He's pissed now he has a son in it so he can't blow it up. |
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Nah. Marvin is pissed because he can't even blow up a doll.
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Nah. Marvin is pissed because he can't even blow up a doll. Did he or didn't he boink her? Will we have to alphabetize the planets now? I think this is just the tip of the iceberg. What if she want trans-galaxial? Hmmm, kinky, sounds like a sex position don't it? |
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Nah. Marvin is pissed because he can't even blow up a doll. Did he or didn't he boink her? Will we have to alphabetize the planets now? I think this is just the tip of the iceberg. What if she want trans-galaxial? Hmmm, kinky, sounds like a sex position don't it? Gee, I never thought of Luv as being the redneck type. 
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So now we have to alphabetize the galaxies, the solar systems, the planets, the nations, the states, the counties, the cities and the life forms.
Where do we classify the black holes and their beings? Is this going to take long or what? |
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So now we have to alphabetize the galaxies, the solar systems, the planets, the nations, the states, the counties, the cities and the life forms. Where do we classify the black holes and their beings? Is this going to take long or what? Nah. The space aliens who abducted her didn't want to touch her. So, they gave her back. Thus, Luv didn't make it out of the Earth's solar system. 
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Lies all lies. I want my kid! 
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In Columbia it is $45, but they didn't get it. She'd probably do well with $30 and collect.
Luv can get $45 in Columbia, South Carolina?
Perhaps she could go to the nation of Colombia, where she can get more $$$. 
HEY, I TRIED BEING A PROSTITUTE, BUT THE REFUNDS KILLED ME! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 05/12/12 10:55 AM
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*Annnnnnnnnnnnnd to commercial*
STUCK IN A BORING JOB, WITH NO CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT??? CONSIDER A CAREER AS A PROSTITUTE!! 
THERE ARE MANY JOBS OPENINGS IN THE PROSTITUTION CAREER. YOU CAN SET YOUR OWN HOURS. WORK FROM HOME. WEAR SEXY LINGERIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TEAM UP WITH A PIMP, AND HAVE EXTRA ADDED SECURITY. LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY! SO CALL THE "PROSTITUTE CAREER CENTER" TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW! Call 1-800-PUT-NOUT, AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR REWARDING CAREER IN PROSTITUTION TODAY. *no career training, or positions available, in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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*Annnnnnnnnnnnnd to commercial* STUCK IN A BORING JOB, WITH NO CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT??? CONSIDER A CAREER AS A PROSTITUTE!!
THERE ARE MANY JOBS OPENINGS IN THE PROSTITUTION CAREER. YOU CAN SET YOUR OWN HOURS. WORK FROM HOME. WEAR SEXY LINGERIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TEAM UP WITH A PIMP, AND HAVE EXTRA ADDED SECURITY. LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY! SO CALL THE "PROSTITUTE CAREER CENTER" TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW! Call 1-800-PUT-NOUT, AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR REWARDING CAREER IN PROSTITUTION TODAY. *no career training, or positions available, in Bum Phuck Egypt*  Career Day Specials
This goes with my perverted mind, my posting of pictures and my being offensive to some people on here.
After ALL A "Dirty" mind is a terrible thing to waste. 
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This goes with my perverted mind, my posting of pictures and my being offensive to some people on here.
where do you think I learned it from? |
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This goes with my perverted mind, my posting of pictures and my being offensive to some people on here.
where do you think I learned it from? Luv, I alway thought that you were self taught. |
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Then there was that time in Roberta's car. Where we both had drunk sex. :P Mind you, i'm not a man. So...........
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Then there was that time in Roberta's car. Where we both had drunk sex. :P Mind you, i'm not a man. So........... Well, I sure do hope that you're not man. |
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Then there was that time in Roberta's car. Where we both had drunk sex. :P Mind you, i'm not a man. So........... 
I still drool on the photographs! 
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This goes with my perverted mind, my posting of pictures and my being offensive to some people on here.
where do you think I learned it from? Luv, I alway thought that you were self taught.
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