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| Topic: On a dark stormy night in Oklahoma......... | |
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A tornado ripped through the town of Buckbunz. A single man and goat rose from the debris...............
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The goat looked at the man and said, "I told you this would happen."
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The man eyed the goat suspiciously...."Marg?!"
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"No." The goat said. "It's Bob, your other goat."
"Marge is the cow stuck up in the tree over there." |
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"Dont you call me a cow you prick!" Marg spat at Bob from the tree. "I am the mother of your son, Billy it's your fault I gained all this weight anyway!" The man stepped back slowly.....he didn't want to witness the evident goat domestic that was brewing.......
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Thinking of things brewing the man got to wondering if there was any
beer in that fridge next to the overturned semi truck. |
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The man opened the refrigerator, a yellowish green substance oozed onto the ground.....
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Marge and Bob both pointed at the urine soaked man and began to laugh.
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The urine began to glow...the man started to feel a pain in his stomach.........
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when a unicorn fell from the sky..
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lost its balance and crashed into a tree....
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and the cow, unicorn and tree all crashed to the ground
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a butterfly flew past and rested on the cow
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Marg flicked the butterfly off of her and screamed "For pets sake I am not a cow I'm a goat!"
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The butterfly muttered to itself.."damn, these are good drugs"!
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....meanwhile, back at the ranch in Buckbunz..
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the man had become confused, and was eyeballing Bob the goat with a lustful look.
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when the goat winked at him...
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Bob just happened to have really long legs, so the man grabbed his bucket, and
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...and started milking the goat
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